"What really kills the fun -- as opposed to the Fun! -- of Guardians of the Galaxy is its desperation to be casual and quirky and irreverent nearly every minute."
This summed up everything that bothered me about it. Scenes written deliberately so the audience would find them awesome or hilarious, not because they arose organically from the situation and characters. Thanks for this review, it was amusingly written and made me feel less alone in my bewildered dislike of this oddly popular film.
Oh, and I "love" how there's a sexist shitstorm in the comments because a woman dared to dislike a popular comic book movie. Way to demonstrate the still present problems in the comunity, peeps.