Clubs

For those bored with eating their food off of tables, or simply interested in making like a Yakuza crime boss, Cheetahs offers sushi served on the belly of a naked woman. This is nothing compared to the decadence available at nearby Pop Tarts World, but it is quite an unusual thrill. They even offer the world’s first Charlie Sheen Lounge. Less affluent clients simply interested in a glance at old-fashioned Times Square sleaze might be disappointed. Like everything else about the neighborhood, the local filth isn’t as filthy as it used to be. Prices are high, and bouncers will give attitude to anyone who doesn’t meet the dress code.