It had to happen, didn’t it? Williamsburg has bowling alleys, ferry service and a movie theater on the way. Why not a topless bar? Thankfully, there’s nothing ironic about the nudity at Pumps, since hipster boys like naked women just as much as anybody else. The dancers are geared towards neighborhood tastes, which means piercings, tattoos and whatever else Vice magazine recommends this week. Best of all, come happy hour the drinks are priced like any other low-brow neighborhood bar. $4 beers in a strip club? It’s a Williamsburg miracle!