Super Smash Bros. Brawl: Fuzzy Fights
Sometimes its the terrible ideas say, a TV show about nothing, or stirring corn into your mashed potatoes that turn out to be genius.
Super Smash Bros. landed on the Nintendo 64 nearly 10 years ago, touting a concept that initially sounded nauseating: lovable Nintendo characters in a fight to the death. Seriously? Jigglypuff vs. Yoshi? There are episodes of Sesame Street more brutal than this.
But the game and its multimillion-selling follow-up, Super Smash Bros. Melee ended up among the hardest hitting, most expertly crafted titles in Nintendos arsenal, a pleasant surprise for hardcore fighting-game fans and casual players alike. Now, after multiple delays, Super Smash Bros. Brawl has finally bludgeoned its way onto the Wii, and everyone wants to know: Was it worth the wait?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
ESRB Rating: T (for Teen)
Score: 9 (out of 10)
Does a Donkey Kong crap in the woods?
Nintendo has a nasty habit of rehashing its tried-and-true titles, and Brawl is no exception. At first, youll curse Nintendo for delivering a game thats almost exactly like Melee it even has the gall to ditch the Wiis motion controls entirely. But damn it all, this game is nearly perfect anyway. Theres no staying mad at you, Nintendo.
Every Melee mode returns here, with the core four-player fighting free-for-all featuring 37 playable fan favorites, from Kirby to King Bowser taking center stage. As always, the idea is to launch your opponent into the stratosphere using kicks, anything you can grab (bombs, baseball bats), and flashy new Final Smash moves.
If youre without friends and/or are a terrible parent, the one-player mode will keep you busy unlocking new content for months nay, years. There are hundreds of virtual trophies and stickers to collect, fighters to unlock, a level creator, 50-plus Challenge Mode missions to complete . . . even playable demos from Nintendos classic library. Finally: A game that backs up its $50 price tag with a ridiculous amount of sheer stuff to do.
You might begin Brawls Adventure Mode thinking youll breeze through it as you did in Melee. But after nine hours or so of breathtaking and whimsical cut scenes, epic fights, and character level-ups, youll realize you thought wrong. Adventure Mode this time around is staggering, an event unto itself. Who knew a team of adorable Pokémon and hard-ass Metroid characters would feel like a blockbuster movie?
Some annoyances appear in online mode, which stinks like Warios asscrack. Playing with friends requires Nintendos requisite 16-digit friend code (with no live chat), and brawling with strangers means staring forever at a pre-fight countdown screen while you practice moves in an all-white, existential void of a waiting room.
All this, and the matches themselves last only two minutes, making Nintendos primitive Wi-Fi service excruciating and unforgivable. Whos the goomba that designed this junk?
Online gripes notwithstanding, Brawl is an utter celebration of gaming itself. Each character is a time-tested icon, and each battle stage ushers in a flood of whimsical memories. If this is any indication, Nintendos if it aint broke formula for sequels isnt going anywhere soon. But with a game this fantastic, should anybody really care?
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