Email Author Alex Pappademas

2003 Stories by Alex Pappademas

• A Vampires-and-Werewolves Dud

  published September 16, 2003

  Worst Don DeLillo adaptation, ever. Good vampire movies are really about sexual submission, good werewolf movies are really about sexual... More >>

• David Spade Gets and Stays Arrested in Creepy Hollywood Satire

  published September 9, 2003

  Obtuse and creepy, Dickie Roberts asks that we accept David Spade as a character who desperately wants to be wanted, which is asking a lot.... More >>

• Auto Focus

  published June 10, 2003

  Underneath the chrome, the candy paint, and the CGI, 2001's The Fast and the Furious was essentially Point Break on Yokohama tires:... More >>