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2002 Stories by C. Spartos

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    published December 24, 2002

    Like snowflakes, no two hot toddies are identical. A shot of whiskey, a squirt of lemon, a draft of hot water, some spice, and you've got a warm... More >>

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    published November 26, 2002

    "It's not illegal," says our host of the tumblers brimming with cloudy, jade-colored liquid before us. He and the bartender have just finished the... More >>

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    published October 1, 2002

    Nothing reveals more about our souls than the bars we frequent. Sometimes the local canteen, no matter how much fun, can send the wrong signals.... More >>

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    published September 3, 2002

    "Johnny Maldoro, You're gonna go blind from watching all those pornos!" warns Spartos. "Why not take Friday night off and join me for my First... More >>

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    published August 6, 2002

    Spartos eyeballs her boozy comrades at the local pub—a bloated, nefarious lot given to the pursuit of free happy-hour buffets and the... More >>

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    published July 9, 2002

    The power of alcohol lies in its ability to transform. Take Spartos, for instance. Normally, she's a mild-mannered editor taken to wearing... More >>

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    published June 11, 2002

    Spartos loves to go for an after-work drink. And a second. And a third. OK. Let's try this again: Spartos really loves to drink after work.... More >>

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    published May 14, 2002

    With tax season officially over, Spartos mourns her bank account. Even her triple-threat, supermarket-savings strategy—manufacturers' coupons... More >>

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    published April 16, 2002

    With the mercury barometer staying at 30 inches, Sunny Spartos and beloved weathermen Mr. H and Storm Range laugh it up in meteorology camp. Dear... More >>

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    published March 19, 2002

    Hell's Kitchen—that 'hood so evocative of fire and brimstone, exotic porn, and the best ethnic eateries outside of Queens—is also an... More >>

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    published February 19, 2002

    With mean winds whistling through Manhattan's streets, it's time for some saucy, ski-lodge action. Not the kind that involves spending half a... More >>

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    published January 22, 2002

    Spartos's social calendar goes to the dogs—literally. One lonely day, she steps into the Evil Pet Store only to find her soul mate caged and... More >>

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