Email Author Carla Spartos

2000 Stories by Carla Spartos

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  published December 26, 2000

  While Spartos loves nothing more than a New Year's Eve party, she dreads the inevitable wretched hangover. Who wants to ring in 2001 in a puking,... More >>

• Sarafem Nation

  published December 5, 2000

  A visibly irritated woman yanks on a supermarket shopping cart that's stuck in its stack while a soothing female voice-over recites a litany of... More >>

• Injecting Big Brother

  published July 11, 2000

  The war on drugs may soon be over, but not because of legalization, stiffer penalties, or a truce between cartels and prohibitionists. This uneasy... More >>

• New Hope for the Stupid

  published May 23, 2000

  Two boys residing in New Hope, Pennsylvania, named Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo meet in an eighth grade typing class in 1984. They huff... More >>