Email Author Carla Spartos

2001 Stories by Carla Spartos

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  published October 2, 2001

  "Baarrrtender," slurs Spartos, "pour me anutha Guinness" ($5). And so goes another lonely, lamentable night at on-again, off-again Voice... More >>

• The People's Prozac

  published September 4, 2001

  Consider the two dosing lines for America's young people—the one outside the club and the one in the school nurse's office. At the door to... More >>

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  published August 7, 2001

  If you're like me, after a cocktail or two you start feeling like a cornrowed Julia Stiles and a slurring Charles Bukowski. But if you too... More >>

• Let’s Go Swimming

  published May 15, 2001

  A friend of mine likes to watch Free Willy after a long night of artificially induced sleeplessness. The water and waves and whale noises... More >>

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  published May 15, 2001

  Ah, May. The month that heralds June's wedding bells with that most pagan of celebrations—the bachelor party. But what to do when the... More >>

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  published March 20, 2001

  During the past year or so, the city has witnessed a wine-bar explosion that caters to the refined tastes of the nouveau riche. But is the craze... More >>