Email Author Chris Ryan

2001 Stories by Chris Ryan

• What Fresh Sell

  published August 7, 2001

  "You dialed Doc/Not Dial-a-Joke," insists Redman, the self-anointed Funk Doctor, on his new long-long-player, Malpractice. His protests... More >>

• Takin' it to the Sheets

  published March 27, 2001

  What were once vices are now habits. The Doobie Brothers said that. (Well, they named an album that.) (No, I don't own it, Skunk.) I bet the... More >>

• Riffs Are Not Dead

  published February 20, 2001

  I've seen the turntables and the damage done. Most juveniles this past holiday season, once they got over Dad not cashing in his pension to buy a... More >>