Email Author Don Allred

2002 Stories by Don Allred

• Sharp Blessed Men

  published October 29, 2002

  Hooks-laden, woman-(ec)centric (not too intimidatingly enlightened), unimpeachably Texan, yet too dang messin'-with-the-boogie for some... More >>

• Goin' Out Walkin'

  published September 24, 2002

  Soon as I saw the video of "Long Time Gone," debut single from the new Dixie Chicks album, Home, I knew there was gonna be trouble, and not... More >>

• Friendly Ghost of a Mullet

  published May 28, 2002

  Funk upon a time, when the hairy Feminazi darkness spread across the land, it became necessary for a clown prince to assume the position, a wise... More >>

• The Last Poke Chop

  published March 19, 2002

  So—y'all are the Ghost World crowd, right?—come on into The Almeria Club's soul kitchen, and have some food and other wuv,... More >>

• Gimme Three Stepsisters

  published February 19, 2002

  "Bobby's skull was split in two, my girl was partially embedded in the dashboard," but that wasn't enough. "The next day at graduation, everybody... More >>