Email Author ELI EPSTEIN

2011 Stories by ELI EPSTEIN

• BLESS THE VHS

  published August 10, 2011

  VHS tapes are a lot like booty calls. You hastily throw them out when you feel that they're past their prime, but you can't help but miss them on... More >>

• WHEATS, TRAPPISTS, AND FRITES

  published June 29, 2011

  We’ve all witnessed the abysmal treatment of Belgian imports in New York City. Take, for instance, the belligerent hordes of Bridge and... More >>

• DIP AND DIVE

  published June 22, 2011

  For many of us, there came a time where our parents looked us straight in the eyes and sternly said, "It's time to stop playing games, boy."... More >>

• LOST AND FOUND

  published June 15, 2011

  This week, after stops all over the world including your buddy's last LSD hallucination, Waldo makes it to New York City, but not without losing a... More >>

• TREKKIES UNITE!

  published June 8, 2011

  Attention Star Base: The USS Enterprise will be touching down in Brooklyn to honor Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner, at the Shat Ball... More >>