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1999 Stories by Ellen Burris

Archives: 1999
  • Extra stuffing, please

    published November 23, 1999

    Some people are so hungry during the Thanksgiving-to-Christmas season that, after the traditional holiday meals, they can't help but slip off to... More >>

  • Location, location, location

    published November 16, 1999

    Your place or mine? Or how about the back of a mail truck? Or a teacher's desk? Any port in a storm. TRISH, 30, BAYSIDE I was a real... More >>

  • Tickle me, Elmo

    published November 9, 1999

    A bedroom rule: Better to laugh with your partner than laugh at your partner. There's usually something to snicker about, although... More >>

  • May I take your order?

    published November 2, 1999

    Sick of power-trippers? Well, if you want to understand how you got hooked up with an unenlightened despot, the whole thing is pretty simple: It... More >>

  • Tricks or treat

    published October 26, 1999

    It can be scary out there. Be careful what you put in your mouth this Halloween. DONOVAN, 19, BRENTWOOD I was coming home from a party... More >>

  • Little engines that think they can

    published October 19, 1999

    Maybe it was the relentless clickety-clack. Could have been the rolling rhythm. Perhaps it was the plunging in and out of tunnels. Some... More >>

  • A Sporting Chance

    published October 12, 1999

    Dating athletes has its advantages. For one thing, you can usually find some buff people— unless you're a groupie on the professional... More >>

  • Dishing all the dirt

    published September 28, 1999

    What does the pig in you really desire for the dirtiest dessert? Does it involve a third party? A fourth party? A farm animal? Don't strain too... More >>

  • A Little on the Side

    published September 21, 1999

    In my latest peek between the sheets, the truth became obvious: You should plain ol' dump one another's asses instead of choose to pump another's... More >>

  • The ins and outs of college

    published September 14, 1999

    The liberal arts are "in" these days on campus, and the message from college administrators is clear: A good student is an experimenting student.... More >>

  • The Shock of the New

    published August 31, 1999

    I'd been cruising for Shaun Cassidy pinups when I came across my first Playgirl. My pre-teenage curiosity had me turning pages right at the... More >>

  • What Price Beauty?

    published August 24, 1999

    There he is, standing waist-deep in the surf, muscles rippling. Somehow, even as the wind whips at ocean's edge, his hair is perfect. As the waves... More >>

  • Lingerie Survivors Tell All

    published August 17, 1999

    Talk to some women and you'd think it's a miracle that any female ever gets laid wearing a Miracle Bra. For every tale of unbridled passion... More >>

Archives: 1999