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2008 Stories by Garrett Kamps

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  • Nickelback's Shitfaced Nights and Blowjob Queens

    published November 19, 2008

    So if it's true that President Obama will bring us together as one nation to heal the wounds of the last eight years, end the Iraq War, bolster... More >>

  • Mogwai Are As Brassy As Ever, and Even Jaunty For Once

    published September 17, 2008

    Mogwai recently released a deluxe 10th-anniversary edition of their debut, Young Team, which opens with a girl testifying on the majesty... More >>

  • Death Cab for Cutie's Narrow Stairs

    published May 13, 2008

    Let's put the jokes aside for a second. Let's forget about that one Fox TV show where that one character said Death Cab for Cutie was his... More >>

  • Portishead: Replicants of Funk

    published April 15, 2008

    Hate to get all nostalgic here, but we've got to hop on Pop's time machine and take a whiz back to them kindly '90s, when Portishead first... More >>

  • Fuck Buttons' Street Horrrsing

    published March 25, 2008

    Oh, Fuck Buttons. Fucking Fuck Buttons. So hard, getting past that name. At least Fuck Wolf, amazingly, was already taken. (Fuck Wolf's label... More >>

  • Beach House's Devotion

    published February 26, 2008

    The only time I've gotten any real kicks out of Beach House was at an actual beach house. It was raining outside, dark and cold and miserable,... More >>

  • Yawned in Bars

    published January 15, 2008

    Chan Marshall is a cougar. She fits the mold: a barfly, someone aging but not old, someone caught between two versions of herself—old and... More >>

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