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2006 Stories by Garrett Kamps

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  • Shop Till You Flop

    published December 5, 2006

    Just as Paris Hilton's persona has come to embody an entire female generation's attitude toward sex—i.e., certain chicks who eagerly get... More >>

  • Sailing the Seas of Ys

    published October 31, 2006

    So Bear and Monkey are locked up in a barn by this shysty farmer. But they escape one night and hightail it Bonnie and Clyde–like over the... More >>

  • Better Off Dead

    published October 3, 2006

    There's a host of guitars that sound like Nissan Sentra engines here, and a desperately confused drummer caught between John Bonham bonzai bluster... More >>

  • A Honky Château Overrun by Drunk-ass Muppets

    published September 26, 2006

    Jason Sellards and Scott Hoffman (oh, wait—make that Jake Shears and, fuck, well, OK, Babydaddy) may be two of the best songwriters working... More >>

  • Living With Post-War

    published August 29, 2006

    Hippies, though admirable and well-intentioned, often compensate for their excellent politics with profoundly lousy art. Which is a real bummer,... More >>

  • Billie in a Bottle

    published August 15, 2006

    Mrs. Christina Aguilera's ambition on this double LP, as she haughtily proclaims on "Back in the Day," is to channel the spirits of Ray, Nat,... More >>

  • They Shoot Unicorns, Don't They?

    published July 25, 2006

    Space. Cradle of infinite curiosity. Swimming pool of Captain James T. Kirk. Womb of . . . Jawas. A frontier both awesome and absurd, encompassing... More >>

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