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2000 Stories by Guy Trebay

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  • Happy Trails

    published May 9, 2000

    It is a little-appreciated fact about New York that, regardless of how wild a spot you manage to find here, no matter how untrammeled a path or... More >>

  • The Body Politic

    published March 28, 2000

    Her thighs are the size of Smithfield hams. Her biceps, when flexed, would make strong men quail. Her buttocks are so powerfully pneumatic that... More >>

  • Play Ball

    published March 14, 2000

    'I saw this show,’ the man with... More >>

  • Cruel and Usual Punishment

    published March 7, 2000

    A 15-year-old is duct-taped and thrown against a school locker, then held down while his teammates insert a plastic knife into his rectum. A... More >>

  • City on a Hill

    published February 29, 2000

    MEXICO CITY—Tiberio didn't used to buy roast pork. Suddenly Tiberio's buying roast pork. Where's the money coming from? That's what... More >>

  • The View Finders

    published February 22, 2000

    Virtually the entire history of photography—daguerreotype to electrophotomicrography to digital technology—was represented when the 20th... More >>

  • Show People

    published February 8, 2000

    Scene 1 One-hour call backstage at the Westbeth Theater. Eight actors from the Tweed Fractured Classicks Series sit at mirrors in their... More >>

  • Homo Thugz Blow Up the Spot

    published February 1, 2000

    A bitter wind whips off the Bronx River, spinning loose trash through the desolate streets below the Bruckner Expressway. The prospect of finding... More >>

  • Alternating Currents

    published January 18, 2000

    When the wind clocks south from the waste recovery facility, it carries a stink that, as a friend once put it, could gag a maggot. Compacted... More >>

  • Legends of the Ball

    published January 11, 2000

    Among the ball children, there is no greater honorific than 'legendary' a status for which no fixed standard exists. A legend might be a man or a... More >>

  • No Scrubs

    published January 4, 2000

    Memo to Jennifer Lopez: Lose the chump. You may think you're working out the career thing by dating a stocking-cap sporting, platinum-chain... More >>

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