Jane Dark


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  • 14 years ago

    Two demographics enjoy pondering the philosophical intricacies of The Matrix: stoners, and everyone else, excepting a few killjoy anti-intellectuals. Someone around here is writing a whole book on the first film, and it won't be the second or thir...

  • 14 years ago

    Basic banalities of meta-art notwithstanding (and why exactly wouldn't I want to dance about architecture? Why is that more absurd than, say, voting about politics, when it would surely be more fun and involve fewer dead civilians?), it's puzzling...

  • 14 years ago

    Seven Proposals for a Film in Which Steve Martin Will Appear in Full Hip-Hop Drag With Appropriate Slang for Not Less Than Six Minutes With the Catch That It Must Feature Queen Latifah as the Romantic Lead and Diligently Raise the Specter of Inter...

  • 14 years ago

    In the world of country and western, fresh new dudes are allowed to become good ol' boys, George Strait turning out the same record every couple years, Garth keeping pace, and Alan Jackson maintaining a freakin' concept career about the ethical vi...

  • 14 years ago

    Having already chart-ruled 21 countries and gone pan-European No. 1, "Aserejé" will be compared relentlessly to the macarena as it's angled for the Anglo market. But the real musical forebears of Las Ketchup, three daughters of Spanish flam...

  • 15 years ago

    You'd think there'd be some mathematical formula that could take into account the manner tossed, and how far, and what exactly "it" was, and tell you the all-time champion of Throwing It All Away. Until this analytic tool is devised, I can only sa...


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