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2002 Stories by Jane Dark

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  • Crazy/Dutiful

    published December 17, 2002

    In the world of country and western, fresh new dudes are allowed to become good ol' boys, George Strait turning out the same record every couple... More >>

  • Guess What, America, We Love You

    published November 26, 2002

    Having already chart-ruled 21 countries and gone pan-European No. 1, "Aserejé" will be compared relentlessly to the macarena as it's angled... More >>

  • Siren Wailing

    published November 12, 2002

    You'd think there'd be some mathematical formula that could take into account the manner tossed, and how far, and what exactly "it" was, and tell... More >>

  • Right to Work

    published October 22, 2002

    When they spin the Beatles during my occasional confinement in Classic Rockville (actual songs during drivetime, dude), I think two things at the... More >>

  • Keeping Up With the Jones

    published September 10, 2002

    Remember the early verdict on scratching'n'rapping—not real musicians, can't play instruments, blah blah blah? Amazingly, this actually... More >>

  • Kiss of the Vampire Slayer

    published August 20, 2002

    My So-Called Life, the greatest show ever, knew three indivisible things about adolescence. One, the wonder years are a checklist of... More >>

  • Fever Pitch

    published August 6, 2002

    There are several Asia Argentos to choose from: international starlet del giorno, showbiz kid, polymath auteur, big talker. The... More >>

  • This '70s Show

    published June 18, 2002

    Pals at the Institute for Advanced Study, working with a team of renegade SABRmetricians, have developed a model for calculating the top musical... More >>

  • Made for Walkin'

    published June 4, 2002

    Earlier in the millennium, I reported on "byterock": the desktop dovetailing of a couple songs in a fun game of (not so) strange bedfellows. Let's... More >>

  • Pop by the Numbers

    published May 21, 2002

    The remix is an architect's note on what the fuck's wrong with r&b: basically, verses and choruses. The Neptunes' edit of *NSync's hit... More >>

  • Creatures of Celluloid and Flicker

    published February 26, 2002

    There's the kind of movie where a trio of estranged childhood pals rediscover the power of friendship. There's the kind of movie where any car on... More >>

  • Get It Get It, Get It Get It (WHOOOA) (Do You Like It)

    published February 19, 2002

    There's the kind of movie where a trio of estranged childhood pals rediscovers the power of friendship. There's the kind of movie where any car on... More >>

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