Lorne Behrman

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  • 15 years ago

    Caspar Brötzmann is a good name to drop if you want to hump someone from the Knitting Factory crowd. Besides the primal eroticism associated with umlauts (Dick Chënney, baby!), and the fact that the Brötzmanns are German, which lend...

  • 15 years ago

    Usually when drummers swap the stool for the spotlight, the results are frightening—Iggy Pop, Dave Grohl, and Tommy Lee are exceptions. Fu Manchu's Brant Bjork (no umlaut!) might be another one. He debuted in 1999 with Jalamanta, a quiet and ...

  • 16 years ago

    Mmmmm, you look smokin' laying there on top of your Scooby-Doo! comforter. I saunter up to your bed, reach down into my Bermuda shorts, and whip out Primal Scream's latest, Xtrmntr. "Sweet tits, let me tell you a lil' about this here thing," I say...

  • 16 years ago

    It's hard to say who will squash this obnoxious fuck first. Atom Goren, lead singer, programmer, founder, sometime guitarist, and one-half of Atom and His Package (the other half, his package, is a synthesizer), offends everyone (his friends inclu...

  • 17 years ago

    You know man, after every time I whack off, I put on some rock 'n' roll—Zep, Sabbath, the Stones—anything with feel-it-in-your-'nads guitars and a pumping thud. During those few minutes of afterglow, I feel like William Munny in Unforgiv...

  • 17 years ago

    It had me on the shitter for days back in 1996, that Supersuckers record, Must've Been High (though my coffee-grind-and-Ramen diet probably didn't help gastrointestinal matters), where they replaced their signature guitar machismo with intimate hi...


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