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1999 Stories by Lorne Behrman

Archives: 2001 | 2000 | 1999 | 1998
  • Shtick Figures

    published November 9, 1999

    You know man, after every time I whack off, I put on some rock 'n' roll—Zep, Sabbath, the Stones—anything with feel-it-in-your-'nads... More >>

  • Roto-Roots Rock Flushes Your Troubles Down the Drain

    published October 26, 1999

    It had me on the shitter for days back in 1996, that Supersuckers record, Must've Been High (though my coffee-grind-and-Ramen diet probably... More >>

  • Bummertime Blues

    published July 6, 1999

    Dude, you know what I heard? Before Stevie Nicks started paying people to blow cocaine up her ass, Fleetwood Mac was led by some staunch... More >>

  • The Spaghetti Incident?

    published April 13, 1999

    After that motherfucker from an East Village bodega (which shall remain nameless for legal reasons) threw me out for reading an article on Bad... More >>

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