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2000 Stories by Lorne Behrman

Archives: 2001 | 2000 | 1999 | 1998
  • Big Pimpin’ in the Red Sea

    published December 19, 2000

    Usually when drummers swap the stool for the spotlight, the results are frightening—Iggy Pop, Dave Grohl, and Tommy Lee are exceptions. Fu... More >>

  • Punk Is Not Sexual

    published May 16, 2000

    Mmmmm, you look smokin' laying there on top of your Scooby-Doo! comforter. I saunter up to your bed, reach down into my Bermuda shorts, and whip... More >>

  • Is That a Synthesizer in Your Pants?

    published March 7, 2000

    It's hard to say who will squash this obnoxious fuck first. Atom Goren, lead singer, programmer, founder, sometime guitarist, and one-half of Atom... More >>

Archives: 2001 | 2000 | 1999 | 1998