Email Author Metal Mike Saunders

2004 Stories by Metal Mike Saunders

• Little Dolls

  published December 14, 2004

  "Solidly in the tradition of Stooges/NY Dolls rock" . . . wait, wait, all the red lights in the universe flashed on the nanosecond my internal... More >>

• Rebel of the Underground

  published October 5, 2004

  Racking barely 60 days after one of the most mind-numbing, torturously dull femme hit album debuts of the century (from the Simpson who doesn't... More >>

• Zetta Bytes Trumped by Huckapoo in Battle of Fake Bands

  published May 4, 2004

  In the grand tradition of Buddah Records' 1967-69 era, the best song right now on kidpop radio Top 30 is by a nonexistent entity—"Notice Me"... More >>

• Art O' Lindsay

  published April 6, 2004

  The Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen soundtrack is a complete non-starter for Lindsay Lohan's aspirations as the next Hilary Duff ( =... More >>

• Back to the Boys' Club

  published April 6, 2004

  Well! My my my. Let's take a head count of the biggest names in the way overhyped "garage band" revival: the Hives, the Strokes, the White Stripes... More >>