Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2000 Stories by Michael Musto

• NY Mirror

  published December 26, 2000

  The Oscars don't count for diddly-squat—well, actually they do, as will be witnessed by my relentless succession of columns detailing every... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published December 19, 2000

  The second you get off the plane in Las Vegas, you hear that famous ca-ching—the sound that means some desperate person is parting... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published December 5, 2000

  This boring-assed preholiday stretch struck me as the perfect time to catch up with the kind of glitzy, crass activities we would normally never... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published November 28, 2000

  I'm about to serve you a steaming, filthy pile of down-and-dirty gossip, but I'll leave the names out—not because I have some ethical... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published November 21, 2000

  The Rocky Horror Show, while still fabulously sick, seems almost quaint now—practically a Noel Coward play. When the original Broadway... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published November 14, 2000

  A lady named Madonna put on a special concert for me at Roseland and, annoyingly enough, a few thousand other... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published November 7, 2000

  If Rodney Dangerfield is perennially peeved, then Lewis Black is CONSTANTLY... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published October 31, 2000

  Recently, I told you what I most dislike about parties in all their festive and irresistible contrivance. That didn't stop anyone from going out,... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published October 24, 2000

  Theater queens felt a little extra regal this week. Once the season’s big openings started coming in, we—I mean... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published October 17, 2000

  Private parties are allegedly devised for the sake of joy and celebration, but when you've been going to them as long as I have, these calculated... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published October 10, 2000

  I was emotionally worn out by the end of the tough, gritty Tigerland, as I so generously told its star, Colin... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published October 3, 2000

  Ever the available whore, I agreed to judge Crunch Fitness’s Who Wants to Kick a Millionaire’s Butt? kickboxing event, figuring... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published September 26, 2000

  I enjoyed the slight, breezy Penelope Cruz vehicle Woman on Top, but found it odd that we're supposed to... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published September 19, 2000

  I was horrified on sweeping into the Essex House and seeing the woman I was scheduled to interview. "That isn't Julie Walters!" I shrieked to the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published September 12, 2000

  The premiere of Pola X was running late because of a technical problem, but the film's star, Guillaume... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published September 5, 2000

  If you sing, dance, and serve a nosh, they will come. And so Blatt's Dinner Theatre, a cozy barn in the middle of nowhere (well, Kutztown,... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published August 29, 2000

  For all my eternal moaning about the hoity-toity Hamptons, an invite to something called the Bow Wow Luau at Chuck... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published August 22, 2000

  Help! I just found myself glued to VH1's 'Behind the Music' about Styx—that feather-haired '80s band that turned out turds like 'Babe' and... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published August 15, 2000

  The Slipper Room has become a de rigueur hangout for anyone with a shtick and a burning need to mount a Victorian stage on Orchard Street and show... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published August 8, 2000

  There's finally a god in Martha Stewart-land. On the jitney to the Hamptons—the civilized way to get there,... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published August 1, 2000

  We love Jackie Collins for the flap copy alone. The short-attention-span crowd heads right to the plot breakdown... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published July 25, 2000

  Spin City's spunky Beth Littleford is moving to L.A. to become a series regular and spin that city upside its... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published July 18, 2000

  At a Pop dinner for Poz editor Walter Armstrong, I queried queer movement poppa More >>

• NY Mirror

  published July 4, 2000

  We've all been hailing Procter & Gamble as rainbow-flag-waving corporate heroes for refusing to advertise on Dr. Laura... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 27, 2000

  One of the more magnetic screen presences in years, Samantha Morton cemented her place in art-house consciousness... More >>