Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2000 Stories by Michael Musto

• NY Mirror

  published June 20, 2000

  There's been way too much whining about how there's no real cause for gay pride lately, and it makes me want to get off my broomstick and ram it... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 13, 2000

  From her Madonna spoof, Medusa: Dare to be Truthful, to her MTV show Just Say Julie! and beyond, Julie... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 6, 2000

  The Tony awards were their usual compelling exercise in flashy esoterica, and though people in Des Moines probably weren't glued to their sets... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 30, 2000

  At a bizarre event promoting the Chelsea bar Barracuda's redesign, I interviewed Eartha Kitt onstage and fielded interesting nuggets from her... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 23, 2000

  Having sat through so many shows that my butt blisters should get a special Tony Award, I'm now ready to emit my esteemed thoughts on the Broadway... More >>

• The Wild Party 3

  published May 16, 2000

  Kiki and Herb—the hilariously demented cabaret hags portrayed by Justin Bond and Kenny Mellman—drunkenly said they were delighted to be... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 16, 2000

  The annual Drama League Awards lunch went on so long that by the end of it, there was a third Wild Party being staged somewhere. No less... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 9, 2000

  Lest you scoff at the credibility of my blind items, let me remind you that bevies of them—from the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 2, 2000

  While we're waiting for the Ethan Hawke Hamlet movie with the Pepsi One product placement, not to mention... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 25, 2000

  I'm one of the most special people on earth! As the only living being who found some merit in shows like Marie Christine and Minnelli on... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 18, 2000

  I paid half price for a ticket to Rose, and sure enough got half a show, bolting gloriously to freedom at intermission. The... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 11, 2000

  'A Taste of Bunny'—Lady Bunny's new show Sunday nights at Fez—is a marvel of high fashion and low humor... More >>

• Topless Men in Heady Poses

  published April 4, 2000

  This year's knock-down-drag-out fight in the advertising world has nothing to do with Nikes, Taco Bell, Viagra, Priceline.com, or minor feminine... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 4, 2000

  The Oscars are probably still going on from a week and a half ago, but I stopped watching after only 16 hours, fully satisfied with the parade of... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 28, 2000

  Hey, Dr. Laura—clarify this, witch. As for you, Mr. Pope, would you kindly apologize to the millions of gays whose lives the church has... More >>

• Oscar Wild!

  published March 21, 2000

  The Oscars bring out the best and worst in people under pressure in ways that even the most vicious wanna-marry-a-wife-beater show can’t... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 14, 2000

  Always in the market for kooky new thrills, I started jonesing when I heard that a Cuban drag magician was making the club rounds, giving the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 7, 2000

  'Like, oh my God, you guys!' to paraphrase Christina Aguilera’s Grammy acceptance speech. Miami Beach is... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 29, 2000

  All the Downtown cuties have been getting gigunda showbiz breaks except for me, who screwed up an offer to guest star on a More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 22, 2000

  I'm not exactly the quintessence of a BAM subscriber, but their Centenary Gala Celebration of Kurt Weill appealed... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 15, 2000

  Just when I was starting to mellow on models and think maybe they ain't so dumb after all, the one named Guinevere Van... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 8, 2000

  Beleaguered club kingpin Peter Gatien must be some kind of indestructible Canadian android because, despite all... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 1, 2000

  Inquiring minds still want to know about Tom Cruise's screen schlong, which looks positively serpentine when he... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 25, 2000

  There are so few original Broadway plays this season that if I got onstage and read the White Plains phone book—even to myself—I'd win... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 18, 2000

  This column may not be suitable for anyone with certain types of heart disease, bladder problems, or uncontrolled blood pressure, or someone who's... More >>