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2000 Stories by Michael Musto

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  • NY Mirror

    published June 20, 2000

    There's been way too much whining about how there's no real cause for gay pride lately, and it makes me want to get off my broomstick and ram it... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published June 13, 2000

    From her Madonna spoof, Medusa: Dare to be Truthful, to her MTV show Just Say Julie! and beyond, Julie... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published June 6, 2000

    The Tony awards were their usual compelling exercise in flashy esoterica, and though people in Des Moines probably weren't glued to their sets... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published May 30, 2000

    At a bizarre event promoting the Chelsea bar Barracuda's redesign, I interviewed Eartha Kitt onstage and fielded interesting nuggets from her... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published May 23, 2000

    Having sat through so many shows that my butt blisters should get a special Tony Award, I'm now ready to emit my esteemed thoughts on the Broadway... More >>

  • The Wild Party 3

    published May 16, 2000

    Kiki and Herb—the hilariously demented cabaret hags portrayed by Justin Bond and Kenny Mellman—drunkenly said they were delighted to be... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published May 16, 2000

    The annual Drama League Awards lunch went on so long that by the end of it, there was a third Wild Party being staged somewhere. No less... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published May 9, 2000

    Lest you scoff at the credibility of my blind items, let me remind you that bevies of them—from the... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published May 2, 2000

    While we're waiting for the Ethan Hawke Hamlet movie with the Pepsi One product placement, not to mention... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published April 25, 2000

    I'm one of the most special people on earth! As the only living being who found some merit in shows like Marie Christine and Minnelli on... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published April 18, 2000

    I paid half price for a ticket to Rose, and sure enough got half a show, bolting gloriously to freedom at intermission. The... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published April 11, 2000

    'A Taste of Bunny'—Lady Bunny's new show Sunday nights at Fez—is a marvel of high fashion and low humor... More >>

  • Topless Men in Heady Poses

    published April 4, 2000

    This year's knock-down-drag-out fight in the advertising world has nothing to do with Nikes, Taco Bell, Viagra, Priceline.com, or minor feminine... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published April 4, 2000

    The Oscars are probably still going on from a week and a half ago, but I stopped watching after only 16 hours, fully satisfied with the parade of... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published March 28, 2000

    Hey, Dr. Laura—clarify this, witch. As for you, Mr. Pope, would you kindly apologize to the millions of gays whose lives the church has... More >>

  • Oscar Wild!

    published March 21, 2000

    The Oscars bring out the best and worst in people under pressure in ways that even the most vicious wanna-marry-a-wife-beater show can’t... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published March 14, 2000

    Always in the market for kooky new thrills, I started jonesing when I heard that a Cuban drag magician was making the club rounds, giving the... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published March 7, 2000

    'Like, oh my God, you guys!' to paraphrase Christina Aguilera’s Grammy acceptance speech. Miami Beach is... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published February 29, 2000

    All the Downtown cuties have been getting gigunda showbiz breaks except for me, who screwed up an offer to guest star on a More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published February 22, 2000

    I'm not exactly the quintessence of a BAM subscriber, but their Centenary Gala Celebration of Kurt Weill appealed... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published February 15, 2000

    Just when I was starting to mellow on models and think maybe they ain't so dumb after all, the one named Guinevere Van... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published February 8, 2000

    Beleaguered club kingpin Peter Gatien must be some kind of indestructible Canadian android because, despite all... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published February 1, 2000

    Inquiring minds still want to know about Tom Cruise's screen schlong, which looks positively serpentine when he... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published January 25, 2000

    There are so few original Broadway plays this season that if I got onstage and read the White Plains phone book—even to myself—I'd win... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published January 18, 2000

    This column may not be suitable for anyone with certain types of heart disease, bladder problems, or uncontrolled blood pressure, or someone who's... More >>

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