Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  "Why I Hate Being Gay! 62 Reasons!"

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  "Help! Blandness Has Taken Over Our Culture!"

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 31, 2011

  "Fame Is Better Than Drugs And I Want To Mainline That Shit"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2001 Stories by Michael Musto

• NY Mirror

  published July 10, 2001

  One of the most sizzling producers I'd never heard of is Rockwilder, whose name seems to be on every other... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published July 3, 2001

  Bad news for the stuff-and-tuck crowd: The next Wigstock drag festival is being billed as the last! Insiders tell me that the all-day... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 26, 2001

  Always in the market for new nightlife frontiers, I journeyed down—yes, down—to Heaven, a restaurant-dance club in Sheepshead Bay,... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 19, 2001

  It's Gay Pride Month, tra la, but President Bush refused to proclaim it as such because he "does not believe in... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 12, 2001

  Now that the Tony Awards have showered us with their glory—the Full Monty producers should check the chads, by the way—it's the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 5, 2001

  Those cynics who are saying the Hamptons are on the wane are as wrong as red wine is with fish. I just took the schlepp out there and found that... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 29, 2001

  The shit has hit the fan, folks—so without further ado-do: What clean-scrubbed, nice-to-the-point-of-boring movie actress was once a... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 22, 2001

  Bonus Item: Everything's Coming Out Rosie! One of the nuttier nights out, in a slightly desperate way, is The... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 15, 2001

  The drag queen with the highest heels and voice in town, Shequida, has gone legit with Opera for Dummies,... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 8, 2001

  Click here for exclusive on the porn star sued by Tom... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 1, 2001

  Hey, everybody, it's still dead legends month, with musical tributes to Judy Garland, George Gershwin, and Mark Twain providing a nonstop... More >>

• Trans Mission

  published May 1, 2001

  The story of glamorous pioneer trannie Aleshia Brevard, who sliced off her own testicles on her road to femaledom, is a cut above the usual such... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 24, 2001

  I made it through half of the Janis Joplin musical, Love, Janis, which is loving, but pretty much without staging or context. (Worse, the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 17, 2001

  They're trying to salvage it, but Hollywood is still pretty much a decayed mecca catering to stalkers, bizarros, and children who prance up and... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 3, 2001

  In a fit of curiosity, I dragged my sculpted culo all the way to Jackson Heights for the Mr. Zodiacs 2001 contest at Zodiacs Tavern, and it... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 27, 2001

  Kate Hudson, the new Gwyneth and the millennial Goldie rolled into one big starlet du jour, put on a brave front... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 20, 2001

  The warmest show in town, A Class Act has ridden to a larger theater on a wave of oomph and goodwill—and that's coming from the Grinch... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 13, 2001

  My best friend Julia Roberts was saluted by the American Museum of the Moving Image at the Waldorf, and there... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 6, 2001

  I could have sworn Miami Beach had peaked along with drag, butter, and breast implants, but it's still booming so fiercely that developers are... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 27, 2001

  Spanish designer Miguel Adrover floated into his Amy Spindler-cohosted Saks... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 20, 2001

  Fashion Week started with a promotional bang, the press getting a mailed advisory demanding that we refer to it at all times as Mercedes-Benz... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 13, 2001

  Nelson Sullivan, the obsessive documentarian who used to follow me and other downtown freakazoids around with a... More >>

• Pee Prepared

  published February 6, 2001

  Way before James Dale was tossed out of the Boy Scouts, that troop wholeheartedly embraced me—at least in someone's scripted sex scenario.... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 6, 2001

  The ultimate prefab boy band, O-Town—the one they created Frankenstein-style on Making the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 30, 2001

  The sickest entertainment on television—and I say that with love—is not "The View" or even "Once and Again," but "TV Funhouse," More >>