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  • NY Mirror

    published December 30, 2003

    I've run out of cow-spine fritters, so let's just crack open some blind items and make a guilty feast of it, shall we? Normally, every single such... More >>

  • New York Films

    published December 30, 2003

    In Hollywood's eyes, New York is generally either a glistening paradise of glamour and romance or a backstabby cesspool of depravity and lies.... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published December 30, 2003

    Rather than fight the happy hordes who'll surely be chirping "Happy New Year!" for the next three to six weeks, I've decided to abandon all... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published December 23, 2003

    Unlike a great celebrity or an internationally renowned event, my annual Felix Awards do need an introduction, but rather than waste time... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published December 16, 2003

    Down under diva Toni Collette, exuding her usual Aussie moxie and some new Uma-ized hair, swept in for a Blue Fin lunch promoting... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published December 9, 2003

    At first, I resisted the machinations of In America—Jim Sheridan's remembrance of moving his shattered Irish family to scary... More >>

  • Those Lips, Those Lies

    published November 25, 2003

    Rude comments about the state of Michael Jackson's face don't exactly raise the level of discourse, but come on, when that mug shot hit the news,... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published November 25, 2003

    The call came inviting me to a Plaza Hotel tea party hosted by Dame Julie Andrews to promote the TV movie Eloise at Christmastime,... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published November 18, 2003

    I know what your refined palates are craving: more fucking items about Queer Eye for the Straight Guy! You haven't heard about the show in... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published November 11, 2003

    Swiss Miss Susanne Bartsch really turned it out for her effusive Halloween bash at the Maritime Hotel, which climaxed in a topless costume... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published November 4, 2003

    The world is finally starting to catch up with manic funnyman Mario Cantone, and it was worth the gay wait. Kooky Cantone will be in the... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published October 28, 2003

    Stephen Glass—the motherfucking scumbag journalist who made up stories for The New Republic—doesn't deserve such a solid... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published October 21, 2003

    First it was kids killing each other, then it was yanks patronizing Japanese culture, and now the hot movie trend is biopics of writers, whether... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published October 14, 2003

    Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill: Vol. 1 is a virtuoso wow, a disjointed but enticing collection of set pieces, a female-superhero... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published October 7, 2003

    I usually hate feel-good movies—they're so formulaic and manipulative that they make me feel awful—but School of Rock is... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published September 30, 2003

    So how're you doing, Parker Posey, you appealing kook of ages? "I'm a dork," she cracked to me at B Bar with her usual soignée... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published September 23, 2003

    With staggering predictability, I went to the first party at Avalon, which last year was the disastrous Estate and before that was the scandalous,... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published September 16, 2003

    Last year, the big indie movie trend, for whatever reason, was Douglas Sirk homages, and a couple of seconds ago, it was kids mutilating... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published September 9, 2003

    This column will detail some bests and worsts in popular entertainment, and in fact, let's start by saying it's already the best column of its... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published September 2, 2003

    Wigstock, which had gotten too big for its pantyhose, just went back to its dark roots as a two-hour Mini-Me version in Tompkins Square Park,... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published August 19, 2003

    Bruce Willis was singing the blues last week, and not because his ex is screwing Ashton Kutcher—he just likes to sing the... More >>

  • Der Vild, Vild Vest!

    published August 12, 2003

    Turning on late-night talk TV these days has become an explosive experiment in fright. Flicking the channels, I'm terrified I'll catch Ashton... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published August 12, 2003

    Le Divorce is le movie with Kate Hudson (who's thankfully dropped le giggles and gotten more contemplative) and le red Hermès... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published August 5, 2003

    The only effective way to flush clichés out of our language is to use them all up at once in a cathartic colonic of bad verbiage and then... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published July 29, 2003

    In the ultra-likable Camp, the romantic stuff may be a bit too Dawson's Creeky—for once, I wanted fewer freckle-faced mating... More >>

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