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2003 Stories by Michael Musto

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  • NY Mirror

    published July 22, 2003

    Hello, my name is Michael and I am a soundbite whore. I'm one of those talking heads you see on cable TV giving college-educated opinions about... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published July 15, 2003

    So, recent reports had Pamela Anderson spending more time with her ex, Tommy Lee, than with Kid Rock, and everyone was... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published July 8, 2003

    The gay-friendliest camp on TV is still The Nanny, whose reruns, thankfully enough, seem to have an eternal lifetime channel slot, right... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published July 1, 2003

    I got a pierced earful over at Buckingham, the Thursday-night bash at Plaid, where co-promoter Kenny Kenny told me he was plowed by a hot... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published June 24, 2003

    Drop your "God Hates Me" T-shirts and brace yourselves, kids: Chelsea has peaked—it's overinvaded, overpriced, and maybe just plain over.... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published June 17, 2003

    The night of the Tony Awards, I was sobbing from sheer joy, but the night after that, at the FiFi Awards for fragrance, my eyes were running from... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published June 10, 2003

    The third annual Tom of Finland Foundation Erotic Art Fair was a three-day phallic celebration, from a barbecue at the Eagle, where hot dogs were... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published June 3, 2003

    Mess with Michael Douglas and it might not be the war of the Roses, but it won't be pretty either. Paula Schwartz, who does legwork... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published May 20, 2003

    There are a few glaring omissions from the Tony nominees—where are Edie Falco, Kerry Butler, Jonathan Cake, Anne... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published May 13, 2003

    Sushi and stand-up make strange bedfellows over at Shiki's Japanese restaurant, "where the comedy is as raw as the fish." John Femia emcees... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published May 6, 2003

    "It's up to you to keep the Lower East Side sleazy!" director Lola Rock 'N' Rolla told the converted at the Arlene's Grocery Picture... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published April 29, 2003

    They said there was as much chance of it happening as Eminem winning an Oscar, but The New York Times has actually caught up with... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published April 22, 2003

    Despite that war thing, free restaurant tastings have kept coming in droves, and I've felt it impolite to say no to any of them—how would... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published April 15, 2003

    A drop-in at Beige—the Tuesday-night gay lounge at Bowery Bar—is a Groundhog Day experience, but with enough absurdist surprises... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published April 8, 2003

    On Broadway, it's the year of the screaming baby—the disadvantaged spawn that spasmically represents the forces that drive couples apart... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published April 1, 2003

    I've had bar snacks with Marv Albert's daughter and almost been knocked over by Jennifer Lopez's sister, but I can finally top that,... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published March 25, 2003

    As the war rages on with shock and awe, showbiz folk with shuck and jive need to submit to my own mandatory weapons inspection. Like country star... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published March 18, 2003

    The Writers Guild Awards at the Pierre went on for about four hours, proving beyond a doubt that they weren't the Editors Guild Awards. The... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published March 11, 2003

    Move over, Pollock. Get out of the way, Frida. The really wacky artists have come to town in shows that sing, dance, and pour a little... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published March 4, 2003

    You could never download wacky sound bites on Napster—just wacky music—but I can provide you with a free, illegal sampling of musicians'... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published February 25, 2003

    This week, I dragged my adorable ass to movies, plays, fashion shows, nightclubs, a dog party, and the opening of a veggie fast-food restaurant.... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published February 18, 2003

    Just in case Mayor Bloomberg decides to illegalize making noise in nightclubs, we'd better bite our tongues and start going to the Quiet... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published February 11, 2003

    There were so many beauty editors on the Las Vegas junket to the Celine Dion perfume launch that if the plane crashed, trolls might have... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published February 4, 2003

    With the Oscar nominations about to be announced on February 11, it's time for me to crystal-ball the nominees and then crawl under a giant podium... More >>

  • NY Mirror

    published January 28, 2003

    The opening of the new OM Yoga Center (yes, I'm searching for new arenas of entertainment) brought out a you-can't-make-this-shit-up mix of pushy... More >>

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