Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  "Why I Hate Being Gay! 62 Reasons!"

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  "Help! Blandness Has Taken Over Our Culture!"

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 31, 2011

  "Fame Is Better Than Drugs And I Want To Mainline That Shit"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2004 Stories by Michael Musto

• NY Mirror

  published July 20, 2004

  All aflame, I went to the premiere of the FX fireman drama Rescue Me, partly because Paramount wasn't letting my level of press into the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published July 13, 2004

  The bard meets the buffet for the annual Shakespeare in Central Park gala, which gives you a spread, a play, and then another spread—the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published July 6, 2004

  All hail THE TRINITY, the nouveau club-kid trio that has sparkle-flogged Gotham nightlife by sucking up to the old while kowtowing to the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 29, 2004

  I am now going to prove my noble sense of ethics; my deep, resounding integrity; and my openness to write the most horrifying truths in the name... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 22, 2004

  Hello, my name is Michael and I've become such a TV soundbite whore that I can barely summon the energy to speak anymore unless there's a big ol'... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 15, 2004

  The Fahrenheit 9/11 premiere at the Ziegfeld brought out such a massive parade of rabidly liberal stars that if a bomb had dropped, BILL... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 8, 2004

  Lately, it's been a World of Wonder world and we just ker-plotz on the couch watching it. The heady heads of that L.A.-based production company,... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published June 1, 2004

  In a blatant bid to pull viewers away from that other Tony (Soprano), the Tony Awards trotted out fish-out-of-water folk like RENÉE... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 25, 2004

  The cuckoo movie of the week is The Day After Tomorrow, which is about the real problem terrorizing the world today—the weather! Not... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 18, 2004

  Why the preeminence of clichéd, boring clubs, whine-whine-whine? Well, to answer my own query, bottle service may effectively cater to rich... More >>

• The 49th Annual Obie Awards

  published May 11, 2004

  With I Am My Own Wife, Frozen, and Caroline, or Change all having transferred to Broadway, a lot of this year's Obie winners... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 11, 2004

  On Broadway, it was the season of deaf musicals, self-destructive gay singers, bisexual cunnilingus, guns pointed at the audience, and (completely... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published May 4, 2004

  The original everything, model JANICE DICKINSON, popped out of a mile-long limo outside her book party at Light, making her... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 27, 2004

  With my pad—yes, my entire apartment—in hand and my tongue out—yes, it's now openly gay—I got to meet JESSICA SIMPSON,... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 20, 2004

  I've sat through so much theater lately, my 'roids are on fire, but in the most cultured way imaginable. Alas, Sixteen Wounded was an inept... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 13, 2004

  When BRITNEY SPEARS reached a career turning point last year, I assumed she'd have to suddenly learn an instrument, go introspective, and... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published April 6, 2004

  Nia Vardalos joined the real drag queens at Bar d'O to celebrate her gals-dressed-like-men-dressed-like-gals comedy Connie and Carla, which... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 30, 2004

  The Night of 1,000 Gowns, the Imperial Court's spectacular coronation event at the Marriott Marquis, was its usual rhinestoned, old-school... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 23, 2004

  The upcoming Stepford Wives remake has already been robotically deconstructed by the press, but I'm still as wound up as a mechanical... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 16, 2004

  Last Wednesday, America's sweetheart, COURTNEY LOVE, did an already legendary 35-minute set at Plaid that still has me both showering and... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 9, 2004

  This week's dirt is so low, it's practically out of the ground. First off, when feisty JEFF PALMER was photographed for an upcoming... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published March 2, 2004

  Stop the presses, stop the presidential campaign, stop everything. I have to tell you about the most fabulously rotten singer of all... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 24, 2004

  The rage for theater revisals is so strong that recent years have brought us a nice Sheridan Whiteside, a cute Mama Rose, and a freakin' adorable... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 17, 2004

  Every time poor Farrah Fawcett opens her mouth, the whole world gathers to see if the result will be as damaging as Courtney Love's... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 10, 2004

  John Waters's "Change of Life" opening at the New Museum of Contemporary Art was a scene right out of Pecker, the hotsy-totsy art... More >>