Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2005 Stories by Michael Musto

• More Sites That Ring Musto's Gossip Chimes

  published March 1, 2005

  Want to be enlightened, ennobled, and filled in on the latest steaming piles of dish? Well, here are some web destinations that aim to make all... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 22, 2005

  RUPAUL is now officially a doll. The "supermodel of the world" just premiered her mini replica, courtesy of Integrity Toys, and I assume... More >>

• The Worst Week in Gossip History!

  published February 22, 2005

  The silliest press release of the week claimed that Hooters has enjoyed a 300% boost in sales of chicken wings because people have been streaming... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 15, 2005

  At long last I get in a porn flick and it's with my friggin' clothes on! I can finally say I worked with GUS MATTOX and it's chatting in a... More >>

• Zip It Up!

  published February 15, 2005

  It's déjà vu all over again with the panic over this new, drug-resistant strain of quickly percolating AIDS that was detected in a... More >>

• Inside Academy Awards Buzz!

  published February 15, 2005

  As the Oscar race heats up, alliances are shifting and feelings are changing to the point where Ray's Jamie Foxx—who's had... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 8, 2005

  This year's edgy Miami Film Festival (which brought me down in a thong and a walker) opened with Modigliani, starring ANDY GARCIA as... More >>

• Gay Marriage Shocker! Guess Who was Probed?

  published February 8, 2005

  There's a little tidbit that's been lost in the hoopla over last week's State Supreme Court decision (which Mayor Bloomberg is appealing) that the... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 1, 2005

  It's high time for some blind items—no, not late-breaking gossip about Ray Charles. I'm talking about those nameless tidbits that leave you... More >>

• Why the King of Pop Will Moonwalk

  published February 1, 2005

  Michael Jackson will get off. I mean he won't be declared guilty. Prance through a bunch of jails and you won't see a whole lot of celebrities... More >>

• SpongeBob and Streisand, My Favorite Cartoon Characters!

  published February 1, 2005

  It's time to face it—the family values folks are right and SpongeBob Squarepants is even more of a gay sponge than my last boyfriend. But... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 25, 2005

  Let me graciously glide you through the decades, starting with the '60s Broadway musical Good Vibrations, a harmless theme park... More >>

• Six Sites That Ring Musto's Gay Chimes

  published January 25, 2005

  My favorite web site, of course, is villagevoice.com, a loving receptacle for all of our hopes, dreams, and... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 18, 2005

  Last week's Drama Desk panel discussion at Tony's Di Napoli was a gigantically amusing kvetchfest about how everything in the theater used to be... More >>

• Karl Lagerfeld: Germanic Olsen Twin With a Smirk

  published January 18, 2005

  I'm the last one to know whether someone looks good or not. I've congratulated people on losing lots of weight when it turns out they were... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 11, 2005

  Not about to bring down the New York Film Critics Circle Awards winners with questions about the devastating breakup of Brennifer, I instead... More >>

• Why I Needed Brad and Jennifer!

  published January 4, 2005

  I'm crushed about the dissolution of Brennifer (or Bradiffer, if you prefer). I needed them. They were my gossip Gibraltar. I needed to believe in... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 4, 2005

  Do you already miss all those horridly simplistic yet tidily assuring best-and-worst-of- the-year lists? Well, you're sick, but I'll gladly keep... More >>