Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2007 Stories by Michael Musto

• Pre-Coital Clubbing

  published June 19, 2007

  The HX awards for gay nightlife, presented by the long-running bar mag, were held outdoors at Lincoln Center, leading to a general,... More >>

• Haven Can Wait

  published June 12, 2007

  Luscious '07—a benefit for the Ali Forney Center, which provides a safe shelter for homeless LGBT youth—gave me the safe shelter of an... More >>

• Overheard From Others and Myself

  published June 5, 2007

  Overheard at Barracuda: "My dick is so big it needs a gastric bypass." . . . Heard from Fox News Channel's BILL HEMMER, after a segment... More >>

• The Unreality Show

  published May 29, 2007

  Jesus took the wheel and got me on an Atlantic City junket to see petite powerhouse CARRIE UNDERWOOD put the Christ back in country.... More >>

• My Cup Runneth Over

  published May 22, 2007

  Promoter JOSH WOOD's Sunday night gay party at the Hotel Gansevoort's Garden of Ono is a complete oh-yes. At the first one, every gay in... More >>

• Tonys, Tonys, Tonys

  published May 15, 2007

  When the Tony nominees were announced last week, gays could suddenly be seen running through Times Square shrieking things like, "I thought for... More >>

• Keith Olbermann hits NYC!

  published May 8, 2007

  Bug is the sweet little date movie with ASHLEY JUDD hiding out from her abusive ex in an Oklahoma motel room, where she's descended... More >>

• Cutting Remarks

  published May 1, 2007

  To land your movie in the Tribeca Film Festival, it might help to use your vagina or even just to get one. RICKI LAKE did well with that... More >>

• Male Parts, Female Parts—Parts for Everyone

  published April 24, 2007

  Lady Chatterley is a trés long but very rewarding French adaptation of the D.H. Lawrence afternoon-delight classic, and it... More >>

• How Did NY Nightlife Get So Oppressive? Search Me.

  published April 17, 2007

  I caused a major scene at the door of Avalon the other Saturday night, having forgotten that in BLOOMBERG's New York, it's harder to get... More >>

• Laughing and Crying at Keaton's Roast

  published April 10, 2007

  No one but DIANE KEATON can laugh and cry at the same time while making you laugh and cry at the same time, and that's just one of... More >>

• The Golden Years

  published April 3, 2007

  Take your Tony and move over, LACHANZE; there's a whole other one-named talent storming Broadway. She's ORFEH, who plays Paulette... More >>

• Idols Friendly and Faux

  published March 27, 2007

  The winners of the Broadway star search on TV's Grease . . . You're the One That I Want met me at Sardi's to discuss their upcoming... More >>

• Network Encore? I'm Glad as Hell.

  published March 20, 2007

  Legendary director SIDNEY LUMET once looked out the window of his Hamptons estate and saw me prancing about in one of his daughter's... More >>

• Anchors a-Gay

  published March 13, 2007

  So designer MARC JACOBS, whom I've long loved, went into rehab, announcing that he had just had a relapse (interestingly enough, the... More >>

• Being Stanley Kubrick

  published March 6, 2007

  Ever since Being John Malkovich, everyone's been dying to climb into Malkovich's mind in order to appreciate the extremely rarefied air up... More >>

• Strange Bedfellows

  published February 27, 2007

  JAMES ST. JAMES never does the obvious. The sequins-for-blood party presence who found himself the best friend of spiraling club kid... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 20, 2007

  Downtown party thrower JONNY MCGOVERN—who performs locker-room rap as "the Gay Pimp"—has taken his mojo to Logo. He's a regular... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 13, 2007

  While the Grammys were bringing sexy back—and in the process, MS. AGUILERA sang a note so high only MARIAH CAREY could hear... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published February 6, 2007

  As a recovering TV-soundbite whore, let me once again take you inside the world of human bobbleheads, where esteemed journalists are called upon... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 30, 2007

  I'm feeling a "best/worst" kind of column coming on, and I'm beyond certain it'll be the absolute best/worst! And so: My best gossip is that... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 23, 2007

  Recent trips have confirmed that the West Village is apparently still there, a bracing antidote to the unmitigated fabulousness of New York at its... More >>

• Sarah Silverman Is My Kind of Cunt

  published January 16, 2007

  Political correctness officially had a massive heart attack and died when South Park hit the air in 1997, but ever since then, Sarah... More >>

• NY Mirror

  published January 16, 2007

  "Acting's not chic anymore," RUPERT EVERETT deadpanned to me at Da Silvano, insisting he feels no burning need to rev his movie career up a... More >>

• The Oscar Race Decoded!

  published January 9, 2007

  This year's Academy awards nominees (which will be announced on January 23) are bound to celebrate tyrants, accents, tyrants with accents,... More >>