Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2008 Stories by Michael Musto

• My Latest Bit of Press—Please Humor Me With a Click

  published Mar 05, 2008

  What will pop out of Angelina's privates nextr Whatever happened to jukebox musicalsr And what's Michael Musto's favorite neighborhoodr I know those are the three burning issues that occupy your time,... More >>

• Some Like it Twat: My Nude Shoot as Lindsay/Marilyn

  published Mar 05, 2008

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• Hillary and Barack Have Been Shot! For Photographs and Art Works!

  published Mar 05, 2008

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• MICHAEL MUSTO as LINDSAY LOHAN as MARILYN MONROE in 'The ultimate re-vamping'

  published March 4, 2008

  Heath Ledger died in the nude, but most of today's young female stars live in the nude, albeit while teetering on the precipice of... More >>

• Dandy in the Underworld: Super-Plastic Profound

  published March 4, 2008

  While devouring the ultra-readable Dandy in the Underworld, I was convinced it was a modern-day Tristram Shandy, a satirical work... More >>

• Gypsy Mishap: Curtain Up! Air Vent Down!

  published Mar 04, 2008

  Everything's coming up roses over at the Broadway revival of Gypsy starring Patti LuPone, but unfortunately at the first preview last night, everything was coming down at the same time. Towards the ... More >>

• Winona Ryder Insists on Showing Her Puppies!

  published Mar 04, 2008

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• Portrait Artist Makes it Big By Upping the Subculture

  published Mar 03, 2008

  Oh, the horror when I recently threw out a painting a downtowny friend had made for me some years ago, then found out his prices had been skyrocketing! And he's not even dead! Now, I hold onto every... More >>

• Ellen Page Lesbian Sketch: What Does it Meanr

  published Mar 03, 2008

  I just figured out why, when Ellen Page's publicist Kelly Bush called me last week, the number on the Caller ID looked like NBC's. It's because it WAS NBC's. Bush was obviously calling from the set of... More >>

• Madonna's Leaking Again—and the World Responds

  published Mar 03, 2008

  Madonna's upcoming single, "4 Minutes," somehow got leaked to French radio, and the kids on the bitchy site datalounge.com have found the link and taken a listen so they can weigh in on the Material... More >>

• YouTube Gem of the Week: A Really Scary Hammer Horror Film

  published Feb 29, 2008

  Way back in the 1950s, Debbie Reynolds emerged as a bright-eyed, efficient singer/actress as well as a fabulous professional victim. (Liz Taylor stole her husband, Eddie Fisher, away in a whirl of w... More >>

• Ellen Page Sexuality Update

  published Feb 29, 2008

  After speculating about the tomboyish Ellen Page's sexuality, I got a call which I only picked up because the number on the Caller ID was similar to NBC's and I thought it was going to be a TV booki... More >>

• Oscar Winner's Penis-Painting Beau Strikes Out

  published Feb 28, 2008

  A portrait by Sandro Kopp Tilda Swinton has two lovers and an Oscar! The younger of her two paramours, Sandro Kopp, is a talented artist whose price hopefully will go up now. As a reader points out,... More >>

• Kimmel Still Fucking Affleck. . . Matt's Getting Jealous

  published Feb 28, 2008

  Not since Justin and Britney had that dance-off has there been such a playful competition as Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman's now immortal dueling videos of romantic spite. Earlier this week, Kimm... More >>

• Gay TV Czar Loses Court Case and Has to Eat Shit!

  published Feb 27, 2008

  QTV was a struggling L.A.-based gay channel that fizzled in '06 while owing tons of people (myself included) a lot of gay dollars. So it was gratifying yesterday when I got word that Frank Olsen, the ... More >>

• Ellen Page: Is She or Isn't Sher

  published Feb 27, 2008

  I mean, come on already, is sherrr You know, Lebanese! She certainly dresses like a, you know, tomboy. And if you google "Ellen Page boyfriend," not a whole lot comes up, except for a link to some i... More >>

• The Oscars Cut the Gay Stuff! But Now it's Back!

  published Feb 27, 2008

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• World Prepares to End as Clay Aiken Gets Raves!

  published Feb 26, 2008

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• Ellen Page's Sexuality! Jennifer Garner's Hairdo!

  published February 26, 2008

  I need the Oscars. I need the unmitigated joy of seeing four people lose in every category. And the telecast's addictively circusy ambience is... More >>

• Product Alert: Scent of a Warhol

  published Feb 26, 2008

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• Gay Nightlife Update. . .

  published Feb 25, 2008

  Promoter Josh Wood has launched Sundays at the Cuban-flavored (and formerly hepatitis-tinged) Socialista, where gym gays stand around and ogle each other's pecs in the semi darkness. Drew Zailen and A... More >>

• Move Over, Rihanna. The Hot New Video Temptress Is Old!

  published Feb 25, 2008

  The wickedly funny Hispanics over at Broadway's In The Heights have done a mirthy spoof of that Rihanna "Umbrella" song, which was semi-permanently lodged in the recesses of my noggin until her "Don... More >>

• Tilda Swinton Gives Oscar Away! Agent Takes 100%!

  published Feb 25, 2008

  Occasionally, the person who deserves an Oscar actually gets one, and that happened last night when Tilda Swinton copped Best Supporting Actress for Michael Clayton, in which she's surreally shimmer... More >>

• Sad News: Another Death in Clubland. . . Baird Jones

  published Feb 22, 2008

  Baird Jones (left) It's been confirmed that art curator and Page Six staple Baird Jones has died from natural causes, which was discovered when emergency workers knocked his door down last night bec... More >>

• I Was Madonna for a Day and Almost Got Arrested!

  published Feb 22, 2008

  The news that some wack-job thought a photo he had was a rare shot of Marilyn Monroe hitchhiking nude, only to find out it's really that famous Madonna image from her Sex book reminds me of my own h... More >>