Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  "Why I Hate Being Gay! 62 Reasons!"

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  "Help! Blandness Has Taken Over Our Culture!"

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 31, 2011

  "Fame Is Better Than Drugs And I Want To Mainline That Shit"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2009 Stories by Michael Musto

• Meredith Baxter Comes Out!

  published Dec 02, 2009

  When chirpy, blonde Meredith Baxter turned up on a lesbian cruise last month, it didn't take a freakin' Sherlock Holmes to figure out that her Family Ties were of the sapphic variety. And now, the lon... More >>

• Buy The Forbidden Broadway Book!

  published Dec 02, 2009

  If you're a legit performer who's not ripped apart in Gerard Alessandrini's Forbidden Broadway shows, then you don't count for much and in fact you might not exist at all! A badge of honor among Broa... More >>

• New Drag Anthem About Shoes!

  published Dec 01, 2009

  Shoes are so very essential to a drag star--and to anyone, in fact--for the way they can round out an outfit, kill a roach, and elevate one from the pavement, all while adding splash, color, and pro... More >>

• A Trenchant Thought About The Princess and the Frog

  published Dec 01, 2009

  So Disney finally does an animated movie about an African-American and she spends most of the movie being greenr I'm just sayin'.... More >>

• Adam Lambert Got Peed on in Public!

  published Dec 01, 2009

  He's already been crapped on (by this very blog, in fact--though I did it with love) and yesterday it was reported on various sites that Adam Lambert was urinated on in front of a paying audience! Th... More >>

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  What Was The Best Movie of The Decader

  published Dec 01, 2009

  Was it Glitterr Giglir No, let's stay away from the 'G' films. Instead, I'll toss out some of the decade's Best Picture Oscar winners, just as possible selections to crown from:The Lord of the Rings... More >>

• I've Been Turned Into Art!

  published Dec 01, 2009

  No, not Art Carney. I mean, an actual artist--Michael Colavito--has transformed my lovely visage into something you can hang on the wall of a gallery, or at the very least the foyer to my living ro... More >>

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  Is Tiger Woods Finally Interestingr

  published Nov 30, 2009

  "Tiger Woods was in a minor car accident" said the official statement on the golfer's website the other day. But as speculation, gossip, and innuendo grew like wildfire once word of this mishap got o... More >>

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  I Like the White House Party Crashers!

  published Nov 30, 2009

  Let me preface this opinion by saying (a) I generally detest crashers and their fake sense of entitlement and (b) I'm not in favor of any serious breach of security that could provide real danger to ... More >>

• Marc Christian Photos--Finally!

  published Nov 30, 2009

  I recently wrote about the sad passing of Marc Christian, the lover of screen idol Rock Hudson, though I wasn't able to provide any visual image of Christian since photos of him don't seem to material... More >>

• Are The Twilight: New Moon Stars Gayr

  published Nov 30, 2009

  A breathless call came in from a friend the other day. "I saw Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson on TV," she said, panting, "and I realized something: They're gay! They're bearding for each other! T... More >>

• The French Meryl Streep Speaks!

  published Nov 25, 2009

  Bonjour, kiddies. CLICK HERE and read my Thanksgiving week column giving praises to film star Isabelle Huppert, who swept into town to do a play, promote a movie, and act all Frenchy, in between talki... More >>

• The French Meryl Streep Speaks About Her Craft!

  published November 24, 2009

  Multitasking French movie icon Isabelle Huppert just swept into town to appear in Robert Wilson's production of Quartett... More >>

• Thank You, LDM Readers!

  published Nov 23, 2009

  You've entertained me so heartily with your wit, your homilies, and your down-to-the-gut class, and as a treat, I'm giving you a week off! Yes, I'm taking a vacation week, kids, so I can build up to ... More >>

• Remembering The Jim McGreevey Experience

  published Nov 20, 2009

  There were so many deliciously squalid layers to the 2004 Jim McGreevey scandal, from the sexual harassment threats to the TGIF three-ways, and I think it was downright heroic of me to sum them all up... More >>

• See Madonna's Boy Toy In Person!

  published Nov 20, 2009

  Jesus Luz, the comely young Brazilian whom Madonna has taken under her wondrous wing, is going places. To the Maritime Hotel's Hiro ballroom, to be precise.Jesus will be doing a Celebrity DJ gig there... More >>

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  Which Movies Are Terribly Underratedr

  published Nov 20, 2009

  I'll tell you some I feel deserve better reps. *The Sound of Music Yes, I know the 1965 musical won Oscars and made shitloads of money, but some critics (and costar Christopher Plummer) look down on ... More >>

• Out Magazine Responds To Adam Lambert's Response!

  published Nov 20, 2009

  Let's recap: Out magazine blew the whistle on Adam Lambert's handlers for various demands they made so that he wouldn't come across "too gay" in the magazine. Lambert fired back with remarks on ew.co... More >>

• Songs That Evoke Places in Your Life

  published Nov 20, 2009

  Ever hear an old song and get instantly transported to a particular place in the cobwebs of your mind, whether it be your first bar or the restaurant your boyfriend dumped you at between coursesr Lor... More >>

• Jorge Steven Lopez Murder Update: "Gay Panic" Will Be The Defense

  published Nov 19, 2009

  You've been reading here about the brutal murder of young Jorge Steven Lopez in Puerto Rico, which appears to have been committed by a 26-year-old father of four named Juan Martinez Matos. And his ra... More >>

• A New Site Will Out Gay Priests!

  published Nov 19, 2009

  And there's a lot of them to out, honey! Yes, churchouting.org sets out to expose the hypocrisy of Archdiocese of Washington priests who go along with the church's routine emotional assault on gays w... More >>

• When Did You Know You Were Gayr

  published Nov 19, 2009

  If indeed you are gay, that is. If you're not, then when did you know you were straight, bi, or bicuriousr Was it your reaction to your first Judy Garland songr Vin Diesel movier Weekend in Palm Spr... More >>

• Why Do Hotels Add Extra Expenses To Your Billr

  published Nov 19, 2009

  Let me effortlessly answer that right away: To scam extra bucks! Whenever I've checked out of a hotel, the bill usually reflects the fact that they have arbitrarily added extra charges, hoping you wo... More >>

• Levi Johnston and The History of Celebrity Flashing

  published Nov 18, 2009

  In semi-disrobing for the public's delectation, Levi Johnston joins a long list of luminous and daring celebrities whose careers took off when they took it off. CLICK HERE for my musings on sunfilter... More >>

• Vigil for Jorge Steven Lopez Mercado on Sunday

  published Nov 18, 2009

  An email has gone out asking people to bring candles and some soul to a rally this Sunday for the gay guy murered in Puerto Rico, whom I wrote about here the other day. Here's the message: "19-year-... More >>