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  • Levi Bares All in My Exclusive Interview!

    published Nov 18, 2009

    Kindly CLICK HERE and read the new column, in which scandal star Levi Johnston sits down with me in his perfectly nice hotel lobby and talks about all kinds of genital-related things Sarah Palin can o... More >>

  • What's Your Favorite Meal?

    published Nov 18, 2009

    I'll tell you mine, even though it's so generic and "all-American" I wonder if my stomach is actually a transplant from a dead Republican. Truth be told, I love to fill my face with nothing more than... More >>

  • Liza's At The Paley! Michael Jackson's Accuser's Dad Kills Himself!

    published Nov 18, 2009

    Yes, our old pal Liza Minnelli is winding up her arms again and flying over to the Paley Center for an in-person appearance, and you can be part of it for only 25 dazzling dollars ($15 if you're a mem... More >>

  • Levi Johnston Bares All in Exclusive Interview!

    published November 17, 2009

    Last week's happy hoopla had Levi Johnston—the whistle-blowing ex of Sarah Palin's teen-mama daughter—sweeping into... More >>

  • Sarah Palin's Co-Author is a Homophobe!
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    Sarah Palin's Co-Author is a Homophobe!

    published Nov 17, 2009

    Brace yourselves for something extremely not shocking, folks. To co-author her new memoir--please go find the title yourself, I'm tired of mentioning it--Sarah Palin came up with some lady named Lynn... More >>

  • Marc Christian Update

    published Nov 17, 2009

    I was recently startled to read that Marc Christian--the lover of movie god Rock Hudson and the guy who successfully sued Hudson's estate, saying the star had made him potentially susceptible to AIDS-... More >>

  • Update on Adam Lambert's Semi-Closety Marketing: A Letter About The Letter

    published Nov 17, 2009

    Yesterday's post detailing Aaron Hicklin's editor's letter in Out magazine about the namby-pamby management of Adam Lambert raised a firestorm of response, the Claymates--sorry, "Glamberts"--rising in... More >>

  • Cut Gay Scenes From From Here To Eternity Revealed!

    published Nov 17, 2009

    The classic 1951 novel From Here To Eternity could have been From Queer To Eternity, if only the publisher hadn't caved in to Catholic group pressure and made author James Jones cut the gay stuff.It t... More >>

  • The Semi-Closety Marketing of Adam Lambert
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    The Semi-Closety Marketing of Adam Lambert

    published Nov 16, 2009

    Ever since American Idol's mascara-wearing runner-up Adam Lambert came out, it seems his people can't wait to get him back in a little. In the new Out 100 issue of Out--which I write for--editor Aaro... More >>

  • The Media's Ignoring a Brutal Hate Crime!

    published Nov 16, 2009

    This letter just came in about a murder that's only getting local attention in Puerto Rico, but which desperately needs to be heard about worldwide: "Dear Michael Musto, "I am writing to you about a... More >>

  • Sarah Palin To Be Played By A Dildo Puppet!

    published Nov 16, 2009

    The press release explains all: "When Sarah Palin announced she was releasing her memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life, on Nov. 17, she didn't realize she'd be competing to tell her life story wit... More >>

  • It's Always "All or Nothing"!

    published Nov 16, 2009

    "When it rains, it pours" is one of the few cliches that are actually true. When things go wrong, they happen in clusters, as I learned all too horribly recently. In the course of one week alone, my ... More >>

  • Carrie Prejean Has 30 Nude Photos and Eight "Sex" Tapes!!

    published Nov 16, 2009

    It seems that every few weeks, a new scandal from bible thumping hypocrite Carrie Prejean comes to the public's attention, and the deposed beauty-queen-turned-professional-victim declares, "That was t... More >>

  • What Kind of Therapy Works Best For You?

    published Nov 16, 2009

    In my brief flirtation with therapy a few years ago, I encountered two types of professionals, both operating in extreme ways that were very intriguing. First came a woman who was rougher than a gym ... More >>

  • What Are The Best Good/Bad Movies?

    published Nov 13, 2009

    My favorite type of flick is one that may have looked good on paper but came out so rotten it stinks up your whole house if you even take it out of the wrapping. But it does so in a wickedly entertain... More >>

  • A Toast To Tovah Feldshuh

    published Nov 13, 2009

    Broadway types lined up to honor four-time Tony nominee Tovah Feldshuh at the Friars Club the other night, where a lot of the jokes were about her birth name (Terri Sue Feldshuh) and her current, more... More >>

  • Olbermann and I Discuss Prejean's Latest Hijinx

    published Nov 13, 2009

    In an already legendary fit, Carrie Prejean took her mic off and waltzed off the set on Larry King Live the other night, upset about Larry's questioning and the fact that he was allowing call-ins wh... More >>

  • Porn Star Naked and As a Tranny! (Not Safe For Office)

    published Nov 13, 2009

    Aiden Shaw is a handsome British gay porn star who's also such a talented writer that I've actually written blurbs for his back covers. I'd also put a seal-of-approval sticker on his wee-wee if I coul... More >>

  • Bad News For Carrie Prejean

    published Nov 12, 2009

    The new I'm-a-victim book by dethroned beauty queen Carrie Prejean might play well in the hinterlands (though it was ranked #595 on Amazon last time I looked), but In New York it's not exactly getting... More >>

  • Oprah and Gayle: Are They?

    published Nov 12, 2009

    They deny it, and naturally one doesn't want to fall into that old stereotype about how any two powerful women who hang together must be doing it. But Stedman never seemed that persuasive a force to ... More >>

  • I Put The 'Lousy' in Jealousy
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    I Put The 'Lousy' in Jealousy

    published Nov 12, 2009

    I don't know about you kids, but whenever something really good happens to a friend of mine, I instantly think, "Oh, shit! This is a nightmare! They're doing really well and this only underlines the f... More >>

  • Name The Best Film About Alcoholics
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    Name The Best Film About Alcoholics

    published Nov 12, 2009

    There have been so many good movies made about drunks, you wonder why booze can inspire so many artists while ruining so many lives. No matter. My personal favorites are:Barfly, with Mickey Rourke an... More >>

  • Project Runway Star Chases Drag Queens!

    published Nov 12, 2009

    Jack Mackenroth--the HIV guy from Project Runway--has become a trannie chaser! Well, a drag queen chaser. Well, he's been filming them for a pilot for a reality show called The Queens of Drag. OK?Jac... More >>

  • "You're So Butch, Chris!"

    published Nov 11, 2009

    CLICK HERE, read my new column, and find out which famous hottie Sir Ian McKellen eyelash-battingly said that to last week in public! Not quite as butchly, I also dive into:*Jude Law's answer to "To ... More >>

  • When Were You Nearest To Death's Door?

    published Nov 11, 2009

    I've been on a plane that got hit by lightning and in a car that almost toppled over while jumping lanes, not to mention so many other near-death experiences that I should have expired more times than... More >>

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