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  • A Wild and Woolly New Club Night!

    published Nov 11, 2009

    Those surreal space aliens Susanne Bartsch and Kenny Kenny--who already throw the zingy VanDam Sundays at Greenhouse--are teaming for one more crazy salad of weekly debauching, so our calendars will o... More >>

  • Marc Christian Has Passed?

    published Nov 11, 2009

    An inside source claims that Marc Christian--the lover of Hollywood god Rock Hudson, who sued Rock's estate because he felt the star had unfairly made him potentially susceptible to AIDS--has died. T... More >>

  • A Sale of Four Titties

    published Nov 11, 2009

    It was a big week for sex tapes, Carrie Prejean coming clean about her solo video done when she was a mere teen, for a boyfriend's delectation, and Jennifer Lopez managing to nab a temporary restraini... More >>

  • Massage Demonstration Shut Down By Police
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    Massage Demonstration Shut Down By Police

    published Nov 10, 2009

    Can't someone get a simple massage in a store window anymore? On Friday, a male erotic massage demonstration in the window of Blue store in Chelsea was shut down by the police 90 minutes into it, "an... More >>

  • When Is It OK To Call Someone Your "Boyfriend"?

    published Nov 10, 2009

    Or "girlfriend"? Or "partner" or "human blow-up toy" or whatever freaking term you choose? Face it--it's a very delicate dance we play in relationships, both players terrified to introduce the other ... More >>

  • Jude Law Busted By Sir Ian McKellen!

    published November 10, 2009

    There is nothing more boring, self-aggrandizing, and sad than when columnists take pains to remind you, "You read it here first" about some... More >>

  • Steven Tyler Out of Aerosmith?

    published Nov 10, 2009

    Is wiry, big-lipped frontman Steven Tyler walking this way right out of Aerosmith? That seems to be the case according to some of the signs popping up in the media--like the fact that he quit. Appare... More >>

  • Scores Responds To Tabloid Claim

    published Nov 10, 2009

    You know, the one about how hottie Josh Duhamel allegedly toyed with an exotic dancer even though he's supposed to be with wifey Fergie. I didn't give the headlines a whole lot of second thought--I ... More >>

  • Which Shows Would You Like Revived?

    published Nov 10, 2009

    This brain emission just came in from a reader, so I take it very seriously: "Bye Bye Birdie recently returned to Broadway in its first revival in 50 years and South Pacific took 60 years to return, ... More >>

  • Lindsay Lohan Will Surely Die!

    published Nov 09, 2009

    Gosh, I hate to drum up a title as sensationally tacky as that one, but let's get serious: That's exactly what's going to happen unless Lindsay's warring parents take some extreme measures and try to ... More >>

  • Tom Ford Trashes St. Laurent!

    published Nov 09, 2009

    Hairy chested fashion god Tom Ford has turned director, his debut A Single Man getting kudos at the Venice Film Festival en route to American hoopla and Oscar consideration. And now, Tom has turned b... More >>

  • My Duane Reade Now Has a "Doctor on The Premises"!

    published Nov 09, 2009

    In this economic climate, establishments are doing everything but blow you to get your attention and more importantly your buck. But I was still a little bit shocked to see a sign in the window of my ... More >>

  • Real-Life Couples Onscreen: Does The Chemistry Translate?
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    Real-Life Couples Onscreen: Does The Chemistry Translate?

    published Nov 09, 2009

    Paul Bettany and Jennnifer Connelly costar in an imminent movie called Creation about the history-making Charles Darwin and the wife, which gets me to wondering about a whole other theory of creation:... More >>

  • Why Do We Shun Homeless People?

    published Nov 09, 2009

    The other day a raggedy looking man approached me on the street and asked "Can you spare a quarter?" I'm not proud to admit that my immediate response--even before he finished that sentence--was to sa... More >>

  • Which Movies Make You Cry?

    published Nov 06, 2009

    One of the awful things about getting a teeny bit older is that you start becoming sentimental about everything to the point where movies and plays that used to have you rolling your eyes suddenly mak... More >>

  • Will New York Get Gay Marriage?

    published Nov 06, 2009

    In the wake of the Maine horror, there's been some way more appealing news. Governor David Paterson is including marriage equality in the sweeping November 10 session he is calling for, bringing gay m... More >>

  • Gravel-Voiced Chick With Dick Sings "I Am What I Am"

    published Nov 06, 2009

    That's all you need to know about this amazing clip--except that the foxy lady also claims to be a nominee for the Nobel Prize in medicine. Check it out and see if you give Desire Dubounet the hook... More >>

  • What's The Worst Kind of Bad Breath?

    published Nov 06, 2009

    It's a common fallacy to think that all bad breaths are equally hateful. In reality, there are different types of bad breath, and some are way more putrid than others. Jizz breath isn't all that bad,... More >>

  • The Name of The Photographer Doing Levi Johnston's Shoot For Playgirl Is...

    published Nov 05, 2009

    Greg Weiner! You have to believe me on that, people! I just got a press release saying that's his name and it's for reals! I guess Andy Dick wasn't available.... More >>

  • Why I'm Mad About The Carrie Prejean Sex Tape
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    Why I'm Mad About The Carrie Prejean Sex Tape

    published Nov 05, 2009

    Yesterday, the bombshell dropped that dethroned Miss Calfornia Carrie Prejean has a sex tape floating around, one that the ever sensitive TMZ.com won't publish because it's just too tit-iliciously rac... More >>

  • Whatever Happened to Common Courtesy?
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    Whatever Happened to Common Courtesy?

    published Nov 05, 2009

    I firmly believe in backstabbing people as often as you can, but in being kind and polite during actual interactions. And yet I find that a lot of annoyingly insensitive types don't buy into that way ... More >>

  • I Played Sarah Palin on Olbermann's Show!

    published Nov 05, 2009

    How far will I go to get attention? Think of the farthest thing you can think of--say, Magic Johnson's penis--and quadruple it a few times. To wit: Last night, I went on Countdown With Keith Olberm... More >>

  • Funny Lady Gaga Spoof

    published Nov 05, 2009

    It's her again. Yes, the brilliantly deranged Lady Gaga. And it's him again. Yep, that pesky pop satirist Greg Scarnici. Greg got to meet Gaga and instantly came up with "Stalkerazzi," a spoof of t... More >>

  • Take My Column...Please!

    published Nov 04, 2009

    CLICK HERE for the new column, which spans a cavalcade of celebrities, all outdoing themselves to get my attention so they can get your attention. There's:Kerry Washington making her Broadway debut i... More >>

  • Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin as Oscar Hosts!

    published Nov 04, 2009

    Remember the comedy team of Martin and Lewis? Hello? Well, brace yourselves for Martin and Baldwin! Yep, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin will cohost the Oscars next year, and they should do pretty well... More >>

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