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  • Is The Bloom Off The Bloomberg?

    published Nov 04, 2009

    So Michael Bloomberg bought himself a third mayoral term by spending the gross national product of New Guinea. I know this because I read about it on Bloomberg.com last night. And how do we feel abou... More >>

  • Obama's Encounter With a Pop Diva

    published Nov 04, 2009

    President Obama loves to reference Lady Gaga to show how hip he is. I'm hearing that the other day, after he made a speech about the importance of the hate crimes legislation he signed, the Prez was ... More >>

  • Who's Your Favorite 'All That Chat' Regular?

    published Nov 04, 2009

    If you're a true-blue theater queen with a home subscription to Playbill, you religiously read ATC, the wildly amusing message board on talkinbroadway.com, to learn about how Matthew Broderick flubbed... More >>

  • Andrea Martin's Saucy Comment Last Night!

    published Nov 03, 2009

    One of the funniest people alive, Andrea Martin is the SCTV genius who went on to become a Tony award winner on Broadway and a familiar punim on the social scene.And there she was last night, giving a... More >>

  • Kerry Washington: No Slouch in Mamet's Race

    published November 3, 2009

    An accomplished star of multiple media, Bronx-born Kerry Washington is making her Broadway debut as a lawyer in David Mamet's... More >>

  • Academy Awards Trivia Game!

    published Nov 03, 2009

    Can you name all the actors and actresses who have appeared in three or more Oscar winning Best Pictures? Can you name any of them? Better yet, can you do it without a google search? I'll start you... More >>

  • The First Ever <em>La Daily Musto</em> Vid-Cam Report!
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    The First Ever La Daily Musto Vid-Cam Report!

    published Nov 03, 2009

    In my constant quest to take you to new places in different ways, I returned to Club 57, the Saturday night gay bash at Providence on West 57th Street, and this time brought an entourage of techies ... More >>

  • Today's The Day: Will Gays in Maine Lose Equal Rights?

    published Nov 03, 2009

    Today, the lovely state of Maine--where I've hung out with many a lesbian and gay man in various woodsy areas--puts gay marriage to a vote. The people will decide, as they did in California, if the g... More >>

  • Order An Artifical Hymen!

    published Nov 03, 2009

    Want to go back to being a virgin? Don't we all! It's especially the case with women who constantly claim to be virgins, but get in trouble when no blood happens to spurt out as they're routinely pen... More >>

  • Screw The Oscars! Bring on the Glammy Awards!

    published Nov 02, 2009

    I made a fool of myself at last year's Glammy Awards for downtown club culture, when I lost Best Writer/Blogger to Lady Bunny and grabbed the mic to say, "This is an outrage! This is like when Pia Za... More >>

  • Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken

    published Nov 02, 2009

    You have to believe me on this one. The official description: "Cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pan... More >>

  • Separated at Birth?

    published Nov 02, 2009

    Ann Curry Michael Jackson Discuss.... More >>

  • I Was a Dick in a Box For Halloween
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    I Was a Dick in a Box For Halloween

    published Nov 02, 2009

    As I threatened--I mean promised--I went out on Halloween night dressed as a giant gift box, and if you bitches want to consider the result a dick in a box, that's absolutely fine with me.Whatever I w... More >>

  • Levi Will Indeed Show Every Inch

    published Oct 30, 2009

    "Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson," Levi Johnston's manager told TMZ about the Playgirl shoot that Sarah Palin's worst nightmare is doing on November 16. Or maybe he meant full ... More >>

  • Adorable Halloween Costumes For Pets!
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    Adorable Halloween Costumes For Pets!

    published Oct 30, 2009

    >Just for one madcap moment, let me step away from my usual reports of nocturnal debauchery and diva bitchery and show you some shots of cute dogs in costumes, send to me by the Florida Department of ... More >>

  • Here's Looking at Chaz Bono

    published Oct 30, 2009

    Out magazine's site provides a current photo of Chaz Bono in a sneak glimpse at the mag's Out 100 issue, which will name Chaz as a reinventing icon.Chaz, of course, is the transitioning son of Cher wh... More >>

  • Who'll Be Nominated For Best Actress?

    published Oct 30, 2009

    I'm gazing into my Oscar crystal ball again and predicting the 2009 Best Actress category, the only one that matters to anyone with half a brain. Take it from Mikey that this year the nominees will b... More >>

  • My Duane Reade Card Got Me Points!

    published Oct 29, 2009

    You know those annoying "club cards" you get at Duane Reade because if you spend $100 there and they tally it on the card, you get five whole bucks towards your next purchase? Well, after what seemed... More >>

  • The Oscar Buzz Is Deafening

    published Oct 29, 2009

    2009 is still in full swing, but I happen to know just which films are going to get nominated for the Best Picture Academy Award next year. They are: Up in the Air with ever charming man of many hat... More >>

  • Teri Hatcher Has Swine Flu!

    published Oct 29, 2009

    That's the story TV Guide sent around to the media yesterday, claiming that Wisteria Lane had become Hysteria Lane since desperate housewife Teri Hatcher told coworkers she was diagnosed with the H1N1... More >>

  • When Should We Stop Blaming Our Childhood?

    published Oct 29, 2009

    It's so Freud-101 to blame your childhood for every rotten thing about your life and your personality. I do it to this day! You know, "If only my parents had let me experience more, I could have end... More >>

  • Jane Lynch Is Our Queen!

    published Oct 28, 2009

    Jane Lynch has elevated a bunch of Christopher Guest comedies with her sly wit and now she's the anything-goes cheerleading coach on Glee, not to mention popping up in an off-Broadway play by Nora and... More >>

  • I F-U-C-K-E-D U-P at Spelling Bee

    published Oct 28, 2009

    The other night I was a celebrity speller at "Let It Bee," a spelling bee benefit for [clmp] that was MC'd by literary agent Ira Silverberg. And I managed to bring the whole level of the room--and ... More >>

  • When Oscar Got It Right

    published Oct 28, 2009

    I'm always bitching out all those Academy Awards given to undeserving actors simply because they didn't get it the year before or because they just had a tracheotomy. But occasionally, Oscar gets it ... More >>

  • Questions About Paul Haggis' Scientology Dis

    published Oct 28, 2009

    So Oscar winner Paul Haggis (who co-wrote and directed that screed against bigotry, Crash) recently left Scientology, prompted by their avid support of the hateful Proposition 8. And while that's a b... More >>

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