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  • A Sex Change is Tax Deductible!

    published Feb 03, 2010

    Get our your receipts and call your accountants! The U.S. Tax Court has ruled on the Rhiannon O'Donnabhain case and decided that treatment for "gender identity disorder" constitutes bonafide medical c... More >>

  • What Does Barbie Have to Do With Playboy's Lesbian Spreads?

    published Feb 03, 2010

    Performance artist Penny Arcade answers just that burning question in my new column, which you can CLICK HERE to roll around with and enjoy a whole bunch while sipping your afternoon milkshake. The s... More >>

  • Diane Sawyer Fucked Me Over Twice Yesterday
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    Diane Sawyer Fucked Me Over Twice Yesterday

    published Feb 03, 2010

    Two producers from Diane Sawyer's news show contacted me separately yesterday morning about appearing in different Oscars-related segments. One who'd read my blog picked my brain for more information... More >>

  • What's The Worst Kind of Addiction?

    published Feb 03, 2010

    There are no positive addictions, unless you're somehow hooked on doing good works or giving beauty makeovers to Republicans. Generally, an addiction means you constantly crave some action that'll gi... More >>

  • Goldie Hawn Turned Down a Flaccid Penis
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    Goldie Hawn Turned Down a Flaccid Penis

    published Feb 03, 2010

    You may know Goldie Hawn merely as Kate Hudson's mother. But I happen to know the lady as an Oscar winning movie star and a terrific comic actress whose memoir A Lotus Grows In The Mud I just managed... More >>

  • What Does Barbie Have to Do With Playboy's Lesbian Spreads?

    published February 2, 2010

    The wry wit of playwright Douglas Carter Beane has sociopolitically wrapped itself around taboo love, celebrity closeting, and Olivia... More >>

  • Madonna and Jesus Split?

    published Feb 02, 2010

    Dear God, Noooooooooo!!!!!! Nooooooooo!!!!! NOOOO WAYYYYYY!!!!! There can't BE a God if anything this diabolical might have actually happened in the world.But in case there IS still a God in the hea... More >>

  • See Melissa Rivers in Person

    published Feb 02, 2010

    This Thursday February 4 at 7 PM, Melissa Rivers will appear at the Columbus Circle Borders to sign copies of her book Red Carpet Ready: Secrets For Making The Most of Any Moment You're in the Spotlig... More >>

  • Why Do I Love The Nightlife People?

    published Feb 02, 2010

    Because they're not boring. They're often needy, seedy, and incredibly annoying, but they're NEVER BORING! And like me, they're all slightly cracked people who weren't quite loved enough as children... More >>

  • YouTube Treasure: The King Cousins At Their Most Soothing

    published Feb 02, 2010

    The King Family were a group of bleached blonde people with blank eyes and liquid voices who calmed down the '60s, or tried to as all kinds of unrest and violence hit the streets in a time of social t... More >>

  • Your Favorite Line From a Movie?

    published Feb 02, 2010

    Please spare me such obvious gems as: "I'm the king of the world!" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" and "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." Give me something little known yet ultra quotable th... More >>

  • Oscar Nominations: I Got 31 Out of 35 Right!
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    Oscar Nominations: I Got 31 Out of 35 Right!

    published Feb 02, 2010

    That's more than 88%! I only got four wrong in the categories I predicted, and that's worthy of some kind of trophy, no? No??? True, I didn't predict The Blind Side and A Serious Man getting Best Pi... More >>

  • The National Italian American Foundation Is Furious About Jersey Shore

    published Feb 01, 2010

    And they're ready to throw some meatballs! Here are some highlights from their official statement: "We were pleased that MTV, feeling pressure from the Italian American community and diminishing adv... More >>

  • Valentino is Still Stirring Memories

    published Feb 01, 2010

    Supermodels of the '70s and '80s, Timothy Greenfield-Sanders' exhibit at the Steven Kasher Gallery, features 10 large-format portraits of legendary mannequins taken in 2009 while Greenfield-Sanders w... More >>

  • Couples That Are All Over Each Other Don't Last

    published Feb 01, 2010

    Last year, a club regular I know found a boyfriend and was thrilled about all the hot sex they were having. That plunged them into a sizzling relationship, and every time I ran into them at a bar or ... More >>

  • Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley

    published Feb 01, 2010

    According to a press release: "When celeb-biographer Mark Bego signed on as editor of the one-time magazine REMEMBERING THE KING: MICHAEL JACKSON's FINAL TRIBUTE, little did he realize he'd be in the ... More >>

  • I'm Profiled in the <em>New York Times</em>!
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    I'm Profiled in the New York Times!

    published Jan 30, 2010

    After trucking along in my bizarre, inimitable way all these years, I've finally hit gold. I've become a legend without ever having to go through that messy part where you're actually famous. See, ... More >>

  • Laura Linney's Back On Broadway

    published Jan 29, 2010

    Donald Margulies's Time Stands Still is a new play that opened last night on Broadway--and new plays must be celebrated! So I went to the after-party at Planet Hollywood and engorged myself with slid... More >>

  • Another Spider-Man Embarrassment

    published Jan 29, 2010

    The lavish Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark--in the eternal process of being patched together by talented people like Bono and Julie Taymor--has been postponed more times than my colonos... More >>

  • Miramax Has Died; Let's Celebrate Their Fine Films

    published Jan 29, 2010

    Reports say that Disney has shuttered the long-running Miramax, where the Weinstein brothers used to green-light art films that actually made money and changed lives. Let's ignore their occasional cl... More >>

  • When Young People Don't Get The References

    published Jan 29, 2010

    I was talking to a 20-something not long ago and mentioned Jodie Foster in casual conversation. You know, the amazing child star. Who grew up to be a two-time Oscar winner. Who's still making big mov... More >>

  • Inside The Downtown Celebrity Known As Acid Betty
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    Inside The Downtown Celebrity Known As Acid Betty

    published Jan 28, 2010

    Acid Betty--"the fiercest hybrid drag queen in New York"--is unmistakable for her big hair, bigger outfits, and large presence as she takes the stage of every queeny event in town. I recently sat her... More >>

  • What's The Worst Surgery You've Ever Seen?

    published Jan 28, 2010

    I'll tell you mine: Not long ago, I was introduced to a woman whose cheeks jutted out at least a foot beyond her face. High cheekbones are always lovely, but this woman's entered a room a full 10 mi... More >>

  • Obama's State of the Union Speech Rocked
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    Obama's "State of the Union" Speech Rocked

    published Jan 28, 2010

    I wish I'd been in the audience for President Obama's "State of the Union" speech last night. They stood up and sat down so many times they surely had power thighs by the end of it.And a lot of the... More >>

  • Was Tony Curtis The Father of Marilyn's Miscarriage?

    published Jan 28, 2010

    So I just finished the memoirs of Kaye Ballard, Ernie Borgnine, and Carroll Baker--all the books they left out in my Ivy League curriculum--and now I've gotten around to Tony Curtis's 2009 tome, The M... More >>

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