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  • I'm In the 'Out 100'

    published Nov 15, 2010

    Yes, I'm one of the hundred powerful and compelling LGBTs who made a difference this year, according to Out magazine, and this is great, mainly because I get to go to the party and eat the hors d'oe... More >>

  • The Best Sex You Ever Had?

    published Nov 15, 2010

    Think back on the dozens and hundreds and, in fact, billions of sexual experiences you've had so far and tell me: Was there a finest, most gloriously enrapturing one out of all of them? The one you ... More >>

  • Barbara Eden at Disco 2000

    published Nov 15, 2010

    OMG. This just went up on YouTube. It's a clip of I Dream of Jeannie star Barbara Eden receiving a "Nightlife Achievement award" from yours truly, dressed as a gay genie, while drag star Lahoma Van Z... More >>

  • Is Tranny So Bad?
    FEATURED STORY

    Is "Tranny" So Bad?

    published Nov 12, 2010

    Gay activists seem to have a problem with the use of the word "tranny" to connote a transsexual person. They feel it's demeaning and derogatory -- it's basically "the t word." But I've never heard a... More >>

  • Conan's Show Is Like All the Others

    published Nov 12, 2010

    As the linked article states, it took months for Conan O'Brien to launch his new talk show on TBS, and then it turned out to be just like everyone else's, format-wise. Monologue, house band, actors, ... More >>

  • Bad Gift Idea: Cordial Cherries

    published Nov 12, 2010

    We've all done it. You need a quickie gift to grab for someone you don't care about -- or something to add to the stack of shit for someone you do care about -- so you throw in a box of the inevitabl... More >>

  • Laurence Harvey: An Actress's Best Friend

    published Nov 12, 2010

    Thin, dry, and sexy, 1960s British actor Laurence Harvey may be best remembered as the guy who helped various actresses to Oscar glory. Something about his minimal acting and sardonic presence obviou... More >>

  • Christina Aguilera Will End Up With Chaz Bono

    published Nov 11, 2010

    I make that bold assertion in this brand-new interview with me on GPhilly. After all, they have that Cher connection. End of story. But that's not really what the interview (done by writer Natalie H... More >>

  • The A-List Guys Need to Defend Themselves Better

    published Nov 11, 2010

    In this week's column, I wrote about the A List: New York cast members being ambushed on a chat show by a drag queen who greeted them with, "People hate y'all." And they pretty much squirmed and sput... More >>

  • Who Should Play Hazel in the New Musical?

    published Nov 11, 2010

    A press release went out yesterday saying that Hazel, the maid immortalized by Shirley Booth in a '60s sitcom, is being turned into a stage musical, and they're in talks with a Broadway actress to pla... More >>

  • Don't Ever Try to Impress Someone!

    published Nov 11, 2010

    It generally backfires bigger than a Republican's anti-gay speech to rabbis. It's always when I'm trying hardest to show off that I get hit in the face with a giant pie of meringue and mockery. For ... More >>

  • My Foolproof Rules for Bicycle Safety
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    My Foolproof Rules for Bicycle Safety

    published Nov 11, 2010

    And I oughta know! *Main thing: Be aware of parked cars flinging their doors open. If you get hit, you will be propelled into traffic and die. This is not advisable. *Also be aware of the traffic ... More >>

  • Courtney Love Tells Me Her Hopes and Dreams

    published Nov 10, 2010

    CLICK HERE for my new column in which Courtney Love tells me that she wants to get out of "movie prison" just like Robert Downey Jr did. Anyone have the keys? Also in the column: *The A-List boys ar... More >>

  • My Flea Market Appearance as Queen of the Nile

    published Nov 10, 2010

    Did it really happen? This photo by Eva Lucien would seem to suggest it did. And it goes to show that the great thing about flea markets is the instant gratification attained by trying on items tha... More >>

  • "Energy Pizza" Comes to Murray Hill!

    published Nov 10, 2010

    Does your regular pizza make you feel too rundown and lackadaisical? Are you longing for a slice that'll make you antsier than a six-pack of Red Bulls would? Then go to rev'd up (451 Third Avenue at... More >>

  • Lauren Bacall Checks Into a Nursing Home?

    published Nov 10, 2010

    That's what a source just told me. Supposedly the legend of screen and stage felt she couldn't live alone anymore, so she headed to a Jewish home in Westchester. We love you, Lauren, and we'll alw... More >>

  • Epiphany Interview, Part Deux

    published Nov 10, 2010

    Epiphany is the mouthy drag performer with a great voice and lots to say with it. Here's more of just what that might be: Me: "Hey, Epiphany. First of all, what in your childhood affected the way you... More >>

  • Memphis Has the Dumbest and Ugliest People in America

    published Nov 09, 2010

    The city, not the Broadway show. According to a survey on TravelandLeisure.com, which rated 35 cities, Memphis came in dead last for both "Attractive People" and "Intelligent People," though it came ... More >>

  • Courtney Love: "Get Me Out of Movie Prison!"

    published November 10, 2010

    At a Lavo party for Due Date—about an ultimately likable mess who attaches himself to an uptight urban... More >>

  • Who Did a Better Drag Version of Madonna's Sex Book?

    published Nov 09, 2010

    There are two that I know of--that people are admitting to. Greg Scarnici is coming out with an ebook in which he recreates the whole Sex book in drag.(Click on sexindrag.com for a preview.) And o... More >>

  • Pee-wee Herman Irked His L.A. Fans

    published Nov 09, 2010

    My new best friend Pee-wee Herman inadvertently ticked off some of his La-La-land supporters when he moved his show (the same one that's now on Broadway) to a larger theater. A pretty major comic tel... More >>

  • Who Will Be <em>People</em>'s Sexiest Man Alive?
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    Who Will Be People's "Sexiest Man Alive"?

    published Nov 09, 2010

    The annual, much ballyhooed issue is slated for November 17th, and tongues are wagging. (All of them publicists', of course.) I suspect it'll be someone like James Franco, Matthew Morrison, Johnny De... More >>

  • "Eat It, Michael Musto" Is Now A Video

    published Nov 08, 2010

    LCD Soundsystem, whose song "Pow Pow" features the immortal line "Eat it, Michael Musto/You're no Bruce Vilanch," has just come up with a video for the song, starring Oscar nominated actress Anna Kend... More >>

  • A Report From The Violet Tendencies Premiere Party

    published Nov 08, 2010

    That's the new romantic comedy with The Facts of Life's Mindy Cohn as a fruit fly trying to find a suitable partner. Says writer/costar Jesse Archer: "Fag hag attendance was off the charts--a 98% ch... More >>

  • Epiphany: A Sassy Drag Queen Who Can Sing
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    Epiphany: A Sassy Drag Queen Who Can Sing

    published Nov 08, 2010

    Glamour queen Epiphany is a popular performer/hostess who tells it like it is--and she has a great voice too. I recently cornered her at a bar for some nocturnal chat worth repeating. Me: "Hi, Epi... More >>

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