Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  "Why I Hate Being Gay! 62 Reasons!"

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  "Help! Blandness Has Taken Over Our Culture!"

• 2012 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 31, 2011

  "Fame Is Better Than Drugs And I Want To Mainline That Shit"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2011 Stories by Michael Musto

• Patrick McMullan's Magazine Is Here

  published Jan 03, 2011

  Celebrated photographer Patrick McMullan is the father of my godson and sort of the grandfather of my career in the public eye, since he was the first one to repeatedly train a lens on my puss and eve... More >>

• Lindsay Lohan Has Become a Walking Hallmark Card

  published Jan 03, 2011

  Watch out, David Arquette. Rehab turns celebrities into greeting cards! As Page Six reports, Lindsay Lohan is leaving the Betty Ford clinic with a spiritual attitude, if not a bottle of gin. And she... More >>

• Let's Stop Celebrating Jennifer Hudson's Weight Loss!

  published Jan 03, 2011

  I'm sick to my fat stomach over the way we're all supposed to gather around and rejoice because Jennifer Hudson has become half her previous size! What the hell was wrong with herr As I recall it, c... More >>

• Dear Hollywood: Leave Massachusetts Alone!

  published Jan 03, 2011

  2010 was the worst year in history for the state of Massachusetts--on film anway. If you live there, you obviously get pink slipped, become a bank robber, get unjustly convicted of something else, an... More >>

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  James Franco and Anne Hathaway: Great Oscar Hostsr

  published Jan 03, 2011

  I was just on Judith Regan's show on Sirius radio when my husbear Bruce Vilanch phoned in and revealed that he'll again be writing the jokes for the Oscar telecast. Vilanch said he recently met with ... More >>