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  • My Chiffon Got Wet Last Night!
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    My Chiffon Got Wet Last Night!

    published Dec 21, 2012

    Literally! I got completely drenched riding the bike from a Christmas party on the Upper West Side down to Eastern Bloc, where I was the celebrity guest host for the weekly My Chiffon Is Wet party, bu... More >>

  • Moose Murders Author Is Bringing The Legendary Flop Back! Here's All The Dish!

    published Dec 21, 2012

    If Carrie the Musical can crawl back through the wreckage, why not Moose Murders? The 1983 Broadway flop was a door-slamming, bad-taste comedy set in a mountain lodge full of nefarious, low-level sho... More >>

  • Daniel Day-Lewis's Third Oscar?
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    Daniel Day-Lewis's Third Oscar?

    published Dec 21, 2012

    If the protean Daniel Day-Lewis wins his third Oscar for Lincoln--which there's a much better chance of happening than Liz & Dick nabbing an Emmy--he'll be the first three-time Best Actor winner in th... More >>

  • Christmas Came Early This Year, Part Two

    published Dec 21, 2012

    Thank you, Santa, you scamp!... More >>

  • I'm Picking Mr. Paddles Tonight In Chelsea!

    published Dec 21, 2012

    Someone's going to get whacked tonight, and they definitely want it, so bring it on. And apparently they want it extra hard because along with the paddling there could be a crowning!Yes, Mr. Paddles-... More >>

  • A Three-Hour Medley Of Christmas Songs!

    published Dec 21, 2012

    This is all you'll need as your aural backdrop for what's left of the Christmas season. It's a three-hour--plus 17:56 minute--mashup of every Christmas song ever recorded, from the cute to the charmi... More >>

  • One More Abe Lincoln Has Come At Ya!

    published Dec 20, 2012

    He's the year's third Lincoln, but this one's not a vampire hunter or an Oscar winner in heavy prosthetics. Played by Bob Stillman, he's one of the tapestry of characters in Paula Vogel's Civil War C... More >>

  • The World's Largest Phallus
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    The World's Largest Phallus

    published Dec 20, 2012

    No, it's not Liam Neeson's. It's the gigantic Swarovksi golden penis that's firmly lodged in the World Erotic Art Museum in Miami's South Beach, where people line up to admire it, stroke it, and even... More >>

  • What To Do About The End of the World Tomorrow!
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    What To Do About The End of the World Tomorrow!

    published Dec 20, 2012

    Harold Camping--I mean the Mayan calendar--says the world be will as over as the macarena as of tomorrow, and here's what it's urgent that you do: Nothing! Don't take out your money and spend it. D... More >>

  • Marc Jacobs And Boyfriend Splitsville?

    published Dec 20, 2012

    Marc Jacobs was dating that hot hunk Harry Louis, a tattooed Brazilian person with a healthy resume of porn work. But the crafty little boogers on datalounge.com noticed that Harry just changed his F... More >>

  • My Top 10 Films of 2012

    published Dec 20, 2012

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  • I Found Out How Rentboy Works
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    I Found Out How Rentboy Works

    published Dec 19, 2012

    Rentboy.com is the famed escort site for those who like tender lovin' at the rate of approximately $250 an hour. And now I know how the money-making works. At Rentboy's holiday party last night at W... More >>

  • Beasts of the Southern Wild Ups Its Oscar Push

    published Dec 19, 2012

    The little film that could, Beasts of the Southern Wild, has captivated critics and audiences with its audacious, raggedy, beautiful look at a New Orleans girl and her daddy surviving the elements as ... More >>

  • Four Hot Guys Dressed As Gladiators

    published Dec 19, 2012

    That's really all you need to know about this photo, especially since it's all I do know. The kids over at datalounge.com are speculating that maybe it's a shot of extras from Spartacus or perhaps th... More >>

  • Could Nicole Kidman Get An Oscar AND A Razzie For The Same Performance?

    published Dec 19, 2012

    I discussed that in a spicy and informative webcam interview with Goldderby.com's Tom O'Neil. I pointed out that Nicole Kidman is getting Oscar nomination buzz for her role as a human Barbie in The P... More >>

  • So Dubya Bush DID Steal The Election?
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    So Dubya Bush DID Steal The Election?

    published Dec 19, 2012

    I'm talking about the first time he won. You'll recall that in 2000, George B. Bush squeaked by as President over Al Gore, and a lot of that victory hinged on the state of Florida. The vote in Flori... More >>

  • I'm Heavily Featured In A New Book of Wonder!

    published Dec 19, 2012

    The World of Wonder has gotten even more wondrous with their new book, The World According To Wonder, featuring photos by Idris + Tony. W.O.W. is the production company headed by Fenton Bailey and Ra... More >>

  • I Stayed at Gloria Estefan's Hotel In Miami!

    published Dec 18, 2012

    In the heart of South Beach, the Cardozo Hotel is authentically Latin in flavor, and has wonderfully warm wood surfaces everywhere, offset by leopard-print floors in the halls. It's very Xavier Cuga... More >>

  • Dee Snider Is Doing A Cabaret Act!
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    Dee Snider Is Doing A Cabaret Act!

    published Dec 18, 2012

    And you're gonna take it! Because it's gonna be good! The singer--best known as the big-haired, large-lunged Twisted Sister frontman--met with me yesterday at 54 Below, where he'll be doing an act o... More >>

  • "I Will Miss Your Perpetual Smile" Weeps Newton Killing Victim's Mother

    published Dec 18, 2012

    If you're not already choked up by the horror of the Connecticut elementary school killing rampage, this will really get you. At the service for her six-year-old son Noah Pozner, Veronique Pozner sai... More >>

  • Bears Vs. Otters Vs. Wolves: Here's The Rundown
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    Bears Vs. Otters Vs. Wolves: Here's The Rundown

    published Dec 18, 2012

    For those who are still in the dark as to what all those labels for various types of gay males actually signify, this link generously breaks it down in laymen's terms. As they put it: Bears are chu... More >>

  • Christmas Came Early For Me This Year!

    published Dec 18, 2012

    And don't I look like the little girl who got her favorite doll collection plus an Easy-Bake oven?This was at last night's BoConcept holiday party, where I cohosted and the gay swim team provided the ... More >>

  • Hobbit Puns The Critics Should Avoid In Their Reviews

    published Dec 18, 2012

    "A hard Hobbit to break" "Nasty Hobbits""Bad Hobbits" "Hobbit forming" "You're getting to be a Hobbit with me" Hmm, that's about it. Otherwise, anything goes. Let the fur fly.... More >>

  • The Youngest and Oldest Oscar Acting Nominees Ever?

    published Dec 18, 2012

    I started thinking those breakthroughs could simultaneously happen if both Quvenzhane Wallis and Emmanuelle Riva get nominated for Best Actress on January 10, when the Academy's list of chosen folk is... More >>

  • Report From Miami: The Borscht Film Festival Beckoned!
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    Report From Miami: The Borscht Film Festival Beckoned!

    published Dec 17, 2012

    And how could I resist? It was a trip to paradise, after all. And the fest was described thusly: "A quasi yearly event held at iconic Miami venues that showcases films created by emerging regional ... More >>

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