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  • It's Sarah Palin vs. Adam Sandler For Worst Actress of the Year!

    published Jan 31, 2012

    Those two screen icons are perched high atop the GoldDerby.com experts' predictions for who will get Razzie nominations for Worst Actress of 2011. Sarah is a contender for The Undefeated, which is a... More >>

  • "Dubbing Through The Decades" Video Expanded And Improved!

    published Jan 30, 2012

    I recently posted a YouTube video of clips showing who dubbed the singing voices for various screen icons so they could sound as hot as they looked. It was eye- and ear-opening, a vastly entertain... More >>

  • Jacques Brel Is Alive And Well...

    published Jan 30, 2012

    Jacques Brel was a Belgian singer-songwriter whose ambient chansons caught the attention of Sinatra, Ray Charles, and Nina Simone, not to mention theater producers who've long crafted his work into p... More >>

  • Which Actors Are In Two Best Picture Nominees?

    published Jan 30, 2012

    It's a grand enough achievement to land in one of Oscar's Best Picture nominees, but I can think of four actors (some male, some female) who are in two of the nominated films.That's an astounding ach... More >>

  • Newt Gingrich's Views On Gay Marriage: My Reaction
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    Newt Gingrich's Views On Gay Marriage: My Reaction

    published Jan 30, 2012

    Here's what Newt Gingrich has to say about gay marriage: "It's pretty simple: Marriage is between a man and a woman. "This is a historic doctrine driven deep into the Bible, both in the Old Testa... More >>

  • Madonna Won't Do a Janet Jackson At The Super Bowl
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    Madonna Won't Do a Janet Jackson At The Super Bowl

    published Jan 30, 2012

    On February 5, Madonna will be the halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl, doing the impossible by turning a sports game into a Gay Olympics event. Her guest star will supposedly be Cee Lo Green, ... More >>

  • Johnny Depp In Dark Shadows: Looking Good?

    published Jan 30, 2012

    Johnny Depp still hasn't seen The Tourist and neither has anyone else, but that's long been demoted to a footnote in his otherwise jazzy career. The chameleon-like voice of Rango has just applied hi... More >>

  • <em>Toddlers & Tiaras</em> Mom Sues Over Writeups Of 5-Year-Old's I'm Sexy... Performance
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    Toddlers & Tiaras Mom Sues Over Writeups Of 5-Year-Old's "I'm Sexy..." Performance

    published Jan 27, 2012

    Susanna Barrett is steaming mad. Yes, she lets her daughter enter pageants and go on a reality show. Sure, she didn't stop her from singing along with "I'm Sexy and I Know It" for a charity event c... More >>

  • Melissa Rivers Objects To Mama Joan's Surgery

    published Jan 27, 2012

    As you know, the current column is a feisty Q&A between myself and WE stars Joan and Melissa Rivers, which I should have subtitled "Two Jews and a Pizza Place." And I really know my stuff! I knew, ... More >>

  • WTF Has Happened To The Oscar's Best Song Category?

    WTF Has Happened To The Oscar's "Best Song" Category?

    published Jan 27, 2012

    Here are some of the amazingly tuneful and memorable winners from the glorious history of Oscar's Best Songs: "Lullaby of Broadway" "The Way You Look Tonight" "Thanks for the Memory""Over the Rai... More >>

  • "Best Movie Of The Year"? I Saw It At Film Forum!

    published Jan 27, 2012

    Roger Ebert called the Iranian melodrama A Separation "the best film of the year." What's more, it won the Golden Globe for Best Foreign Film and it's nominated for two Oscars. And it's indeed rema... More >>

  • Cynthia Nixon In <em>Wit</em>: My Review
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    Cynthia Nixon In Wit: My Review

    published Jan 26, 2012

    Margaret Edson's Pulitzer-winning 1995 play Wit finally makes it to Broadway in a Lynne Meadow-directed production starring Cynthia Nixon as a poetry professor named Vivian Bearing who's bearing a lo... More >>

  • H&M Swears They Didn't Steal Artist's Work!

    published Jan 26, 2012

    Tori LaConsay painted an uplifting sign to cheer up her fellow East Atlanta Village residents on their way to work. In black stick lettering against a white backdrop, it says, "You Look Nice Today."... More >>

  • Shit Grindr Tricks Say! NSFW

    published Jan 26, 2012

    Comic Greg Scarnici seems to know them, down to every hilarious syllable. Gag to his spot-on re-creations of classic Grindr utterances, like:"Spank me. Baby been bad." "Work that mangina, girl!" ... More >>

  • The Weirdest Portrayals of Asians In Movie History
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    The Weirdest Portrayals of Asians In Movie History

    published Jan 26, 2012

    Hollywood used to have a habit of putting slanty-eye makeup on non-Asian stars and passing them off as from "the Orient." Here are some of the more egregious examples: ... More >>

  • My Five Worst Flights Of All Time

    published Jan 26, 2012

    I hate flying even when it's smooth -- the combination of terror and tedium really wears me down. But when it ain't smooth, my nerves jangle so loud they drown out Alec Baldwin playing games on his ... More >>

  • Demi Moore Was Doing "Whip-Its"!

    published Jan 26, 2012

    After the very public breakup of her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore has checked herself into a hospital for exhaustion, which is understandable. Divorce can be so tiring, which is why I'm no... More >>

  • Tilda Swinton, I Have A Great New Look For You!

    published Jan 26, 2012

    Darling, I'm loving your blond wisps these days, and I always adored the shock of red (above) that you've often blared at the world. No matter what shade you're featuring, you just couldn't look bad... More >>

  • Petula Clark Sings "Downtown" Uptown!

    published Jan 25, 2012

    "I know a place where we can go," as Brit pop goddess Petula Clark sang in one of her 15 consecutive Top 40 U.S. hits that came out in the 1960s. It's Feinstein's at Loews Regency, where "Pet" is se... More >>

  • This Year's Oscar Movies Are Not Big Money Makers At All!

    published Jan 25, 2012

    BoxOfficeMojo.com reports that of the nine Best Picture nominees, only one -- The Help -- has made over $100 million. In second and third place are Moneyball and War Horse, with over $70 million, an... More >>

  • My Encounter With Glenn Close! I Was Shaking!
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    My Encounter With Glenn Close! I Was Shaking!

    published Jan 25, 2012

    Back in the '80s, when I started my column, Glenn Close was a rising movie and theater star who cut an imposing figure. She wasn't someone to tangle with. But when I spotted her sitting at a benefi... More >>

  • Dishy Talk With Joan and Melissa Rivers!

    published Jan 25, 2012

    For my newest column, my two favorite yentas -- Joan and Melissa Rivers -- engaged me in some scandalously good conversation. Among the esteemed topics: *Whether Joan is still smoking pot, as seen ... More >>

  • My Five Craziest Oscar Upsets And Snubs Of All Time

    published Jan 25, 2012

    Paper magazine's Elizabeth Thompson called to ask for my most memorable snubs in the golden boy's history, since the kids at Paper know that I live, breathe, and lose Oscars for a living. So here th... More >>

  • Your Weekly Schedule At XL: Here It Is

    published Jan 25, 2012

    XL is the new gay dance club previewing tomorrow, then having a "grand opening" Friday, then having "the grand opening Saturday," if you catch the subtle difference. And since dance clubs are as har... More >>

  • Dishy Talk With Joan and Melissa Rivers!

    published January 25, 2012

    If the Kardashians were intentionally funny, they'd be Joan and Melissa Rivers, my favorite mother-daughter yenta duo dominating the... More >>

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