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  • Cute Guy From The Crohn's Commercial Revealed

    published Jan 11, 2012

    I recently wrote about the hottie from that popular commercial -- the one where he has Crohn's disease and is freaking that the airplane bathroom is occupied. Well, he has apparently taken care of b... More >>

  • "Steve McQueen Was A Fake" Says Movie Costar

    published Jan 11, 2012

    In his memoir The Garner Files, movie/TV icon James Garner has this to say about motorcycle maniac Steve McQueen: "He didn't like anything. Like Brando, he could be a pain in the ass on the set."Un... More >>

  • My Bunion Surgeries Made The Medical News!

    published Jan 11, 2012

    I thought I was just going for a couple of simple surgeries. But a bunion blog reports that it actually couldn't have been more major. According to the link, bunion surgery can be "painful and pote... More >>

  • Best Kiddie Pageant Queen Ever!

    published Jan 11, 2012

    Normally I think kiddie beauty pageants should be outlawed and the mothers should face the electric chair, with a tiara rammed up their ass. But Alana, aged six, is the cutest, realest, funniest, mo... More >>

  • Anyone Want To Sublet To Mary Ann From Gilligan's Island?

    published Jan 11, 2012

    Yes, Dawn Wells is coming to town to do the show Love, Loss, and What I Wore, and she needs a place to stay. Not for just a three-hour tour -- for a few months. A friend in the know tells me that D... More >>

  • Julie Walters Reminisces About Her Vagina's Initiation!

    published Jan 11, 2012

    You know her as the Oscar-nominated actress from Educating Rita and Billy Elliot. But I know her as the lady who spills about her vajayjay in her memoir, That's Another Story, which I'm currently de... More >>

  • Rosie O'Donnell Trashes Some Major Directors
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    Rosie O'Donnell Trashes Some Major Directors

    published Jan 11, 2012

    Last night's National Board of Review dinner at Cipriani 42nd Street was a long but rewarding evening filled with gratitude and sass. Presenter Rosie O'Donnell ripped into Lars von Trier's movies an... More >>

  • Albert Brooks Reveals Three Smash Movies He Turned Down!
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    Albert Brooks Reveals Three Smash Movies He Turned Down!

    published Jan 10, 2012

    I'll get to that in a second. But first let me remind you that Brooks is up for all sort of awards for his hipster performance as a Jewish gangster in Drive. Of course it didn't happen overnight. I... More >>

  • Hot and Busted: Mug Shots of Cute Criminals!

    published Jan 10, 2012

    Does committing a crime come off any less awful if the perpetrator happens to be hot-looking? No! In fact, it makes it even sadder and more pointless. After all, if you're attractive, people would ... More >>

  • Brad Pitt Remembers Walking Down Christopher Street

    published Jan 10, 2012

    And feeling the love. While accepting an award for Moneyball, Brad recalled his first trip to NYC, which involved staying with a friend in the West Village so he could audition for a daytime soap op... More >>

  • Corey Feldman Will Disclose Who Molested Him

    published Jan 10, 2012

    And as suggested by his hand signal, it's two people. The only survivor of the "Coreys" phenomenon, Feldman isn't Dancing on Ice this time. He's telling it straight.The former Lost Boy vows that he... More >>

  • Calvin Klein's Beau Nick Gruber Wants To Be A Trainer/Nutritionist!

    published Jan 10, 2012

    This just came in from promoter Daniel Nardicio: "I've been meeting with Calvin Klein boyfriend Nick Gruber to discuss his future ... and I like the kid. "He really wants to be in Playgirl, but si... More >>

  • <em>Bridesmaids</em> Was A Musical!
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    Bridesmaids Was A Musical!

    published Jan 10, 2012

    Kristen Wiig says Bridesmaids is not a raunchy movie or even a wedding movie -- "it's a friendship movie." Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about that raunchy scene in the dress shop? "It was scary," Wii... More >>

  • Kim Novak: "I Want To Report A Rape"

    published Jan 09, 2012

    That's how the sumptuous screen star of the 1950s started her press release (also an ad in a trade magazine) about how she feels her legacy has been plundered by the movie The Artist.And you can't sa... More >>

  • I've Been Through Two Foot Surgeries...

    published Jan 09, 2012

    And I'm here! I'm still here! My bunions had grown so unfashionably large that there was no footwear on earth that could pleasure my feet -- not even basketball sneakers -- so I had to break down an... More >>

  • 76 Questions With Me!
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    76 Questions With Me!

    published Jan 09, 2012

    And seeing as one of the questions is "List five quirky things about yourself," it's really 80 questions! Fierth.com really knows how to probe your psyche. The interview spans everything from "What... More >>

  • Courtney Love In a Holocaust Movie?

    published Jan 09, 2012

    She's working on it! I found that out in Maer Roshan's book Courtney Comes Clean: The High Life and Dark Depths of Music's Most Controversial Icon, a breezily arresting read full of snappy dialogue ... More >>

  • Drag Sitcom <em>Work It</em> Is Declared Worst New Show Of The Season
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    Drag Sitcom Work It Is Declared Worst New Show Of The Season

    published Jan 09, 2012

    LGBT groups urged ABC not to air it. But on it came: a broad sitcom about two guys who dress like broads in order to get jobs because they've decided there's a "mancession" out there and it'll help ... More >>

  • Joan Crawford Was Cut From Rosemary's Baby!

    published Jan 09, 2012

    Rutanya Alda -- best known as Carol Ann in Mommie Dearest -- just told me a remarkable story. Rutanya was Mia Farrow's stand-in for the 1968 suspense classic Rosemary's Baby.When Mia was late to sho... More >>

  • "The War On Religion" Is Bullshit!

    published Jan 09, 2012

    At the Republican debate on Saturday night, several candidates insisted that bigotry goes both ways, and in fact the Catholic Church is the object of steaming piles of it. In the course of the debat... More >>

  • Tom Cruise Is Hot Again! What Do We Do?
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    Tom Cruise Is Hot Again! What Do We Do?

    published Jan 09, 2012

    The last time I looked at the box-office reports, Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol was still soaring atop the chart, raking in post-holiday business that put other films (like Shame) to shame. ... More >>

  • My Secret Fantasy For 2012 Is Exposed On HuffPo

    published Jan 05, 2012

    The popular site Gay Voices' editor-at-large Michelangelo Signorile asked me for my predictions and hopes, as well as those of other "prominent LGBT figures," so naturally I complied, complete with p... More >>

  • Blair Witch Star Tells Me Why She Left Movies To Grow Pot!

    published Jan 04, 2012

    This week's column is a stimulating conversation with Heather Donahue, who rose to fame as the female lead of the classic young-people-in-danger jiggy-camera epic The Blair Witch Project. But she en... More >>

  • Blair Witch Star Went To Pot--Literally!

    published January 4, 2012

    More Hollywood actresses have been driven to drugs than reality stars with a handbag line, but never in as positive and creative a way as... More >>

  • A January Vacation Week For Healing And Regrouping
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    A January Vacation Week For Healing And Regrouping

    published Jan 02, 2012

    I've had my second foot surgery to remove those protruding things that made it impossible for me to wear actual shoes! If I'd kept going with those barfy bunions, I'd be forced to continue wearing a... More >>

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