Email Author Michael Musto

Awards

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 22, 2010

  "Kicked in the Groin at Every Glittery Turn"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2010

  "Where's My Book?"

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published December 29, 2010

  "Year in Review"

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2013 Stories by Michael Musto

• Matilda Bad Guy: "I Play A Damaged Girl"

  published Mar 26, 2013

  The Drama Desk had a wonderful luncheon at Sardi's on Friday, where the topic was "The Art of Storytelling." And while learning about that art, we also were lavished with some prime examples of it. ... More >>

• Rent Boy The Musical Is Ready For Your Money

  published Mar 26, 2013

  Several people warned me that Rent Boy The Musical wasn't worth the Paypal expenditure, but after Breakfast at Tiffany's, I figured I could sit through anything. The show turned out to be a very ligh... More >>

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  Christine Quinn: "I'll Cut Their Balls Off!"

  published Mar 26, 2013

  Mayoral wannabe Christine Quinn apparently doesn't like to be crossed. When she is, she's been known to utter the immortal phrase, "I'll cut their balls off!" according to the New York Times.A man-ha... More >>

• Real Housewife Kenya Moore Tells Me Why She's "Gone With The Wind Fabulous"

  published Mar 26, 2013

  Kenya Moore--former Miss USA and current star of the Atlanta Real Housewives show on Bravo--is coming to Splash on April 4 to premiere her new song and video, "Gone With The Wind Fabulous." I interr... More >>

• Karen Black Thanks You For Helping Her Try To Beat Cancer

  published Mar 26, 2013

  Yesterday, I sent out a notice that Karen Black's husband was asking people for money to help Karen get to Europe for some treatments that could save her life. Karen--Oscar nominated for Five Easy P... More >>

• "Stud Undies" For The Extremely Well Hung

  published Mar 26, 2013

  Are you so well endowed that you have trouble fitting your business into regular briefsr Well, have I got the product for you. Stud undies!They allow so much room for your noodle that if you still f... More >>

• Raunchy Photos Of The Hookie Awards By Dick Mitchell! NSFW!

  published Mar 25, 2013

  Rentboy.com's Hookie awards for best escorts was a wild affair that prepped Roseland for the even saucier Black Party the next night. Dick Mitchell deserves a award for photographing all the lovin'. ... More >>

• Debbie Reynolds Wanted To Play Herself In Postcards From The Edge!

  published Mar 25, 2013

  But they wouldn't let her! Let me explain: Postcards From The Edge is the campily funny yet dramatically riveting 1990 movie based on Carrie Fisher's book about a recovering drug addict battling her ... More >>

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  I Met Sharon Needles At The Hookies! Here's What Went Down

  published Mar 25, 2013

  Thanks to Jason Russo of HeyMrJason Photography for capturing myself with RuPaul's Drag Star winner Sharon Needles at the Hookie Awards at Roseland on Friday. When Sharon told Next magazine that she ... More >>

• Steamy Photos Of The Hookie Awards Crowd By Alex Geana! NSFW

  published Mar 25, 2013

  The bodies. The lust. The credit cards. The honors. Yes, rentboy.com's annual Hookie Awards at Roseland had all the excitement and whoring of the Academy Awards, and then some. Alex Geana was there to... More >>

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  Justin Timberlake's The 20/20 Experience Is Sleep Inducing!

  published Mar 25, 2013

  So says Next magazine's music critic Keo Nozari, who's not N SYNC with what Justin's created. Writes Nozari: "It's like somebody was smoking something serious, found themselves all slowed up in a s... More >>

• The 100 Hottest Mexican Male Celebrities

  published Mar 25, 2013

  They're hotter than chimichangas and I have no idea who any of them are, but that hardly limits my burning admiration for their guapo-ness. Ay, caramba, here's the rest!... More >>

• Get Your Meningitis Vaccine!

  published Mar 25, 2013

  First it was just sexually hyperactive HIV-positive gay men in certain parts of Brooklyn who were advised to get the meningitis vaccine. Now that the total number of cases is up to 22, they're saying... More >>

• I Pigged Out With Four Dinners Last Night!

  published Mar 22, 2013

  Forgive me, Jenny Craig, I have sinned. I was scheduled to go to three events last night, but whipped up a quickie dinner at home beforehand because we all know the main rule of "disco dinners": Eat ... More >>

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  New Not-Gay Show On Logo!

  published Mar 22, 2013

  Well, at least the cohost is gay. He's Australian Karl Schmid, and he told me all about Operation: Vacation--a 15-episode show that starts tomorrow night on Logo as part of their new strain of program... More >>

• Nude Shot Of 1960's TV Star! NSFW

  published Mar 22, 2013

  Vince Edwards was famous for playing the title doctor character on TV's Ben Casey. But he might have also been someone you'd like to play doctor with. In his youth, Vince was an athlete and posed fo... More >>

• Oh, The Fun Cyndi Lauper And I Had Last Night!

  published Mar 22, 2013

  DIFFA had its annual, amazing Dining By Design gala at Pier 94, where tables were designed by really big time names and houses, and were filled with rich people paying for a charitable dinner. Lucki... More >>

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  Magical Moment In Hands On A Hard Body

  published Mar 22, 2013

  The Broadway musical of Hands on a Hard Body--based on the documentary--is about a Texas endurance test whereby various striving people have to keep a hand on a shiny new truck in order to try and win... More >>

• Get A Load Of This Great Odyssey Mag Ad For My Blog

  published Mar 21, 2013

  Thank you, Cheyne Hauk and HeyMrJason Photography.... More >>

• Here's Why Liza Left Her Post-Concert Party Early Last Week

  published Mar 21, 2013

  No, she wasn't being rude. According to promoter Daniel Nardicio, "Last Wednesday, during Liza and Alan Cumming's show, one of Liza's band members went into cardiac arrest on stage, didn't know it, a... More >>

• The 100 Hottest Italian Male Celebrities

  published Mar 21, 2013

  I have no idea who any of these guys are, but I don't care!!! Here's the rest. Mangia.... More >>

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  "Let's Engage In Some Cardiovascular Fitness Unto The Lord!"

  published Mar 21, 2013

  "You know it's God who created these bodies of ours. With his help, we can keep these bodies working in optimum condition. "Are you ready to start your Fun To Be Fit 'Blessercize' programr "Let's wa... More >>

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  So Many Gay Porn Stars Have Died Lately! Whyr

  published Mar 21, 2013

  Arpad Miklos (who committed suicide in February) is just one of the rash of porn stars who've succumbed in the last horrifying year. Sean Van Sant from rentboy.com has some ideas. "I think all of th... More >>

• Andrew Sullivan Says The Husband He Met At The Black Party Has Calmed Him

  published Mar 21, 2013

  According to a profile in M magazine, Andrew Sullivan admits that when he was diagnosed with HIV in 1993, he couldn't get a date. But some time later, he met Aaron Tone at the Black Party--the annual... More >>

• The Audio Of Michelle Shocked's Remarks

  published Mar 21, 2013

  Have a listen and please let me know if it makes any of this mess any more illuminating. Thanks.... More >>