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  • Drag Queens And Gay Sex Are Back On Broadway Where They Belong! Here's The Dish

    published Mar 06, 2013

    This week's column is a perky peek inside two of the shows that are helping make it a tres-gay season on Broadway: There's Kinky Boots, based on the movie about an enterprising drag queen who saves a... More >>

  • If Pink Married Bobby Seale...

    published Mar 06, 2013

    She'd be Pink Panther. If Courtney Love married the Hertz Rent-a-car guy, she'd be Courtney Love Hertz. If Sandra Oh married Karen O, she'd be Sandra Oh-O.If Frank Ocean married Wilson Cruz, he'd be... More >>

  • The Most Insulting Things Ever Said To Me

    published Mar 06, 2013

    No, wait, that could be a book. Or perhaps a series of books. Let's just focus on the most recent examples. Here goes nihilism: A documentary director looking for interview subjects: "We have a wis... More >>

  • The Five Worst Types Of Club Doorpeople
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    The Five Worst Types Of Club Doorpeople

    published Mar 06, 2013

    I've come face to face with every type of bad doorperson, but that's a bit of a misnomer; to call them "people" is sometimes a stretch. Here are the worst, in ascending order of horror: (5) The one... More >>

  • Male Movie Stars Nude! NSFW
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    Male Movie Stars Nude! NSFW

    published Mar 06, 2013

    It seems like it involves clicking and registering and joining and paying and stuff like that, so I'm hardly recommending it, but a friend--yeah, a friend--said it was worth it for him.Included, alleg... More >>

  • Gay Nightlife Competition Heats Up: Here's The Dish

    published Mar 05, 2013

    John Blair and Beto Sutter recently left xl--the gay dance club on West 42nd Street--but I hear the Saturday night event that they used to promote there is still super crowded without them. But that ... More >>

  • Drag Queens and Gay Sex Back on Broadway Where They Belong!

    published March 6, 2013

    When a Broadway musical called Hands on a Hardbody was announced, everyone assumed this would be the gayest season since 1993, until they... More >>

  • Taylor Swift: I'm Not Clingy, Insane, And Desperate!
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    Taylor Swift: I'm Not Clingy, Insane, And Desperate!

    published Mar 05, 2013

    The singer of hurt feelings--sort of the mini-me of Adele--is not in on the jokes about her love life. For one thing, she tells Vanity Fair that a lot of her alleged romances that are discussed in t... More >>

  • Joan Crawford Shopping With Little Girl: Did She Say Weirdo?
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    Joan Crawford Shopping With Little Girl: "Did She Say Weirdo?"

    published Mar 05, 2013

    This little known short film of Joan Crawford's, The Big Rock Candy Mountain, has the great screen star philosophizing about meat while shopping in a grocery store with a little girl who gets pummeled... More >>

  • George Bush Senior: I'm Hurting For My Son

    published Mar 05, 2013

    CNN got ahold of the updated book All The Best, George Bush: My Life in Letters and Other Writing, and it reveals lots of pain and suffering Bush felt on behalf of his beloved son, the 43rd President,... More >>

  • The Worst Excuses Given For Not Going To A Friend's Event

    published Mar 05, 2013

    I had an event recently, so I heard every single one of them: *Sorry, I'm busy on Thursday. You want to yell back, "But the event is Saturday!" *I had a bronchial cough and suddenly didn't feel w... More >>

  • The Hookie Awards For Rent Boys Are Coming Again

    published Mar 05, 2013

    Grab onto your manhoods! Get out your credit cards! The Hookies are coming to Roseland once again, this time with host Sharon Needles.Need an escort? Then you've found the right event!... More >>

  • Me As Hobbits, Hitchcock, And The Queen

    published Mar 05, 2013

    With the Oscars behind us, let me remind you of Julia Minamata's illustrations which inserted me into two of the nominated films--The Hobbit and Hitchcock--plus one about international current events.... More >>

  • Stop The Chick-fil-A On The NYU Campus!
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    Stop The Chick-fil-A On The NYU Campus!

    published Mar 04, 2013

    The message has gone out, from poet Scott Hightower: "If you eat at Chick-fil-A, you are supporting a hate organization that opposes the civil liberties of women and LGBT people. "As a gay man, I a... More >>

  • My Apologies To Juliet Mills And Maxwell Caulfield

    published Mar 04, 2013

    When I started my column in the mid 1980s, I went overboard to try to be bratty and make waves, until quickly changing my tone and aiming mudballs only at the truly deserving. Well, two of my early v... More >>

  • British Comedian Lambasts Joan Rivers

    published Mar 04, 2013

    Adam Hills has gone on the offensive against the fact that Joan Rivers's recent jokes went on the offensive, and you'll have to decide which of the two to be offended by. Said Hills: "If you make fa... More >>

  • Fire Alarms And Dirty Disses In My Horrible Club Night

    published Mar 04, 2013

    On Friday night, I took some friends to Marie's Crisis piano bar (59-Grove Street) to show off how popular I am there. The coat check/door guy always plucks me off the line and gives me a big welcome ... More >>

  • I'm In A Video With Janeane Garofalo and Martha Wash!

    published Mar 04, 2013

    It's a long-form video for the group Xelle in which I play a bumblebee. True story. You can laugh all you want to, but the last time I was in a long-form video (for the band TV on the Radio), it was ... More >>

  • Chelsea Leather Bar Is Being Squeezed Out
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    Chelsea Leather Bar Is Being Squeezed Out

    published Mar 04, 2013

    The Rawhide is a long-running, dark, comfortable neighborhood hangout for leather gays, but the place has suddenly become the object of some heavy duty S&M. The new landlord has virtually doubled the... More >>

  • Is Cinderella Enchanted? My Review

    published Mar 03, 2013

    Rodgers + Hammerstein's Cinderella--which originated as a light and lovely 1957 TV special--has been fleshed out with theatrics, jokes, a political subplot, puppets, extra songs, and anachronisms. The... More >>

  • Bye, Bye Bonnie Franklin

    published Mar 01, 2013

    She played a Broadway gypsy in the 1970 hit musical Applause and managed to get noticed even though Lauren Bacall was filling the stage with her throaty star turn. She was Ann Romano on the smash TV ... More >>

  • All About Sigourney Weaver's New Star Turn
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    All About Sigourney Weaver's New Star Turn

    published Mar 01, 2013

    "It's a 'What if?' play," said playwright Christopher Durang at yesterday's meet-and-greet for his comedy Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike, which is moving to Broadway. "I thought, 'What if I had ... More >>

  • One Thing That Hurt The AIDS Movie's Oscar Chances
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    One Thing That Hurt The AIDS Movie's Oscar Chances

    published Mar 01, 2013

    David France's How To Survive A Plague--about ACT UP, the activist group that was founded in fury against the lack of attention to AIDS--won a bunch of awards and 100% raves before being nominated for... More >>

  • Pope Benedict Will Still Have The Services Of His Handsome Male Companon

    published Mar 01, 2013

    Get this, Mary. Departing Pope Benedict gets to retain his hot male sidekick, Georg Ganswein, who as Andrew Sullivan says, "will be living with Benedict at the monastery inside the Vatican and keepin... More >>

  • Diva Showdown: Patti LuPone vs. Faye Dunaway

    published Mar 01, 2013

    These two have long been astral twins crossed with unwitting rivals. Check it out: In 1979, Patti triumphed on Broadway in Evita. In 1981, Faye played the same role in a TV movie, Evita Peron.In 199... More >>

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