At a woebegone water theme park, the lifeguards have been replaced with strippers, and the piranhas are out in full force in this comedy thriller that pits fish against foul.
Things reach a fever pit...
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Has there ever been more beautiful an actor and former Ambassador to Mexico than John Gavinr
Nope.
The stud--who appeared in classics like Psycho and Spartacus--will forever live on celluloid as a c...
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Not by a long shot!
Leap is the musical about a con man who connects with his faith and makes a disabled kid walk (if not exactly making people run to the box office).
It just closed after a mere 44...
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SPOILER ALERT!
I'm going to give away some lines from Sacha Baron Cohen's new spoof, The Dictator, about a genocidal Wadiyan nitwit who learns some values in Brooklyn.
You should see the movie--it's...
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Late last year, he chased me into a store to say he'd met me at the coat check of the Black Party and wanted to say hello.
He seemed nice.
A few nights later, he left a message saying it was great ...
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This is from Joan's hilarious new book, I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me:
"First of all, he's always got this shit-eating grin on his face, like he just got a note from his managers telling him th...
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"Can somebody tell me what the Tea Party is all aboutr
"They say that God is being taken out of our Constitution.
"Well, God isn't in the Constitution."Do they have a leaderr A logor Exactly what ar...
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Here are the songs you will hear if you're lucky and/or rich enough to snag a ticket to this buzzy wuzzy, hypey dypey tour.
Nine songs from the new MDNA will be included, along with...
Heck, check o...
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She'd look exactly like this.
I've performed some computer wizardry, with the help of several technological experts, and come up an image representing what the superstar would look like if she'd been...
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Nathan Fillion--the Canadian actor who stars in the ABC show Castle--has a very nice backside.
That's all I have to say about him because I honestly don't even really know who he is (other than that ...
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Lorena Xtravaganza died in a mysterious fire and her friends are doubly sad--for her loss, and for the coverage.
A New York Times article quoted a mechanic saying, "For a man, he was gorgeous".
Well...
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That's what Star magazine so tastefully asks on their cover.
Yes, there have been murmurings.
Last week, Rihanna didn't feel well, but she went to the big Costume Institute at the Met anyway.
She s...
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Before you all scream "Disturbia!", let me tell you the five titles that best encapsulate my own life's experience.
No, not "My Way". (Too self-absorbed and self-aggrandizing.) Not "Firework". (Way t...
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The other day, President Obama finally said that same-sex marriage should be legalized, though he's leaving it up to the states blah blah.
Well, Mitt Romney just gave his own side of the argument in ...
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I was once a drop earring.
I'm about to be a T-shirt.
And perhaps most usefully of all, I'm a dining room table!
The table was painted years ago by the fast and furiously on target Antony Zito a...
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An intriguing email invite just came my way while I was sitting around pinching my nippies:
"I am a Women's and Gender Studies professor at the University of Miami and a Topfreedom activist since 199...
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It'll be in a stage version of Coal Miner's Daughter that's heading to Broadway (hopefully with a stop at Butcher Holler).
Loretta Lynn made the announcement herself, and she's thrilled about it, ka-...
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Last month, 84-year-old Vidal Sassoon was interviewed in conjunction with an Atlantic City event that brought together 5000 hair care professionals.
Emiliani Enterprises commissioned Eleven Eleven Pr...
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Naturally, Tim Burton has brought an extremely vivid look to his adaptation of Dark Shadows, based on the '70s soap opera about a vampire who's only marginally weirder than the people around him.
The...
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Tom Edden has gotten Tony and Drama Desk nominations for his hilarious performance as an old helper who's pretty much helpless in the farcically funny play One Man, Two Guvnors.
At a Drama Desk meet ...
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That's what one writer says.
Before you start screaming "foul" en route to resuming your gay-victory celebration, kindly check out the article by Roger Stone.
It makes some points.
"Once Gay Ameri...
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Tracy Chambers was Diana Ross's name in Mahogany, the 1975 anti-feminist camp classic about a lady designer who throws away the knitting needle to stand in the shadow of her man.
The film is notable ...
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