Email Author Rob Brezsny

2009 Stories by Rob Brezsny

• Free Will Astrology: July 8 through 14

  published July 8, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] Miracle of miracles: A pointless pain in the butt will soon stop bugging you. Meanwhile, an annoying... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: June 30 through July 7

  published July 1, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] Time to diversify your energy sources, Aries. It's as if you've grown too dependent on... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: June 24 through 29

  published June 24, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] Spencer Pratt used to be skeptical about the power of prayer. But his wife, Heidi, urged him to keep his... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: June 10 through 16

  published June 10, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] You're trying to tell me that the way out is the way in. Is that right? And that the "wrong" answer just... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: June 3 through 9

  published June 3, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] I'm betting that in a couple of months, the fates will give you license to play with boisterous gambles... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: May 27 through June 2

  published May 27, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] While reading a crime report in the Arcata Eye newspaper, I came across this entry:... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: May 20 through 26

  published May 20, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] The fleas infesting dogs' skin have greater leaping power than the fleas on cats. Why do you think that... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: May 13 through 19

  published May 13, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] "Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon," wrote Alexander... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: May 6 through 12

  published May 6, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] When they pray, Muslims face the Kaaba, a cube-shaped building in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. Every mosque... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: April 22 through 28

  published April 22, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] Astrology and Tarot cards are my favorite divinatory tools, but I also get a lot of use out of magnetic... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: April 15 through 21

  published April 15, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] One of the casualties of the recession has been grooming and primping. People are devoting less time and... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: April 7 through 14

  published April 8, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] Your role model for the coming week is George Garratt, a British guy who legally changed his name to... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: April 1 through 7

  published April 1, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] There's plain old everyday lightning, which travels about five miles, and then there are... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: March 25 through 31

  published March 25, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] Don't you think it's time you toned down your manic aspirations? Wouldn't it be interesting to explore... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: March 18 through 24

  published March 18, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] The 1906 earthquake that hit San Francisco also demolished downtown Santa Rosa, about 50 miles to the... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: March 11 through 17

  published March 11, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] Pythagoras is known as "the father of numbers." He taught that mathematics provides the ultimate truth... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: March 4 through 10

  published March 4, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] "You never want a serious crisis to go to waste," said Rahm Emanuel, President Obama's chief of staff.... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: February 25 through March 3

  published February 25, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] Beware of people who act like polite jerks or emotionally numb lovers. While they may be able to teach... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: February 18 through 24

  published February 18, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] For a limited time only, you're in a position to consciously choose your next problems, so don't allow... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: February 11 through 17

  published February 11, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] I invite you to get all the mind-blowing sex you can this Valentine season, Aries. The cosmos will be on... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: February 4 through 10

  published February 4, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] A martial arts competition on ESPN TV featured a fierce dance-off, in which rivals brandished their... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: January 28 through February 3

  published January 28, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] Don't tell me you have nothing to be thankful for, Aries. Your parents could have named you "Hooligan"... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: January 21 through 28

  published January 21, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] In The Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce defines history as: "an account mostly false, of events... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: January 14 through 20

  published January 14, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] According to some historians, Barack Obama won't be the first American president with African ancestry.... More >>

• Free Will Astrology: January 7 through 13

  published January 7, 2009

  ARIES [March 21–April 19] During his time in the Senate, former U.S. presidential candidate John McCain has been a strong advocate... More >>