Email Author Scott Seward

2001 Stories by Scott Seward

• Fight Songs

  published November 27, 2001

  "Delta Bravo Foxtrot Charlie Roger, Blackhawk! WWWWAAAAARRR!!" . . . OK, great, but it's not quite the proper soundtrack for our howling commandos... More >>

• Heard It on the X

  published August 21, 2001

  In light of its 20th anniversary, it would be sheer overkill for me to criticize MTV for all the same reasons that everyone else does. You know... More >>

• Gossamer Wings of Poop

  published April 10, 2001

  And on the eighth day, God created Black Sabbath. And the Stooges, the MC5, Blue Cheer, Led Zeppelin, Keith Richard's teeth, and Leslie West's... More >>

• More Fly With Honey

  published March 20, 2001

  Crazy Town look like someone's idea of a parody. What with their overabundance of tattoos and piercings, it's like MTV decided to do a show about... More >>