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2003 Stories by Scott Seward

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  • Ear, Nose, and Throat

    published November 18, 2003

    Are you now or have you ever been a Rush fan? Does the sound of Billy Corgan, arguably the most successful novelty singer since Tiny Tim, make you... More >>

  • It's Not a Race

    published October 7, 2003

    Why do tired rock noises sound so refreshing when they come from non-English-speaking countries? F'rinstance: One of my fave records last year... More >>

  • Dirging Down Under

    published September 23, 2003

    The year isn't over yet, so I suppose it's a tad premature to call Virgin Black's newest album, Elegant . . . and Dying, the fabbest, most... More >>

  • Dada Salamanders in the Beer Hall, Pissing the Night Away

    published September 2, 2003

    If you've always felt that the only thing missing from Leonard Cohen was a little Charles Manson, then let me direct you to Alvarius B—a/k/a... More >>

  • Panda Not Dubya

    published May 13, 2003

    When I'm not dreaming of a Canadian-led invasion of the U.S. and a subsequent regime change that results in free nationwide health care and a Tim... More >>

  • Werewolves of Norway

    published May 6, 2003

    Ulver are not your grandfather's lycanthropic rock band. They are something much more complex and . . . well, let them explain it, as they... More >>

  • Elephant Men Exhumed

    published April 15, 2003

    As any food section in any paper will tell you: Everyday life in post-9-11 times is all about comfort. Things are so bad, restaurants have started... More >>

  • Do Dew the Crabtown Clam

    published April 8, 2003

    "My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack," sped up Bagdasarian style over the omnipresent crabtown kick drums. She wants to bust a nut all... More >>

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