Email Author Sloane Crosley

2005 Stories by Sloane Crosley

• Compassion: Impossible

  published June 28, 2005

  I knew we were born the same year, Katie Holmes and I. It's one of those facts that crop up in glossy interviews with young actresses. Natalie... More >>

• Where's the Beef?

  published May 17, 2005

  I am not a very good vegetarian anymore. There, I said it. Sure, I still like to veg out. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli. But I used... More >>

• Heavy Petting

  published January 11, 2005

  The other night I changed my goldfish's water blind drunk. I came home late, put my fish in his temporary bourbon-glass hell, and filtered some... More >>