Email Author Toni Schlesinger

2004 Stories by Toni Schlesinger

• Larry, Larry

  published December 28, 2004

  LOCATION Windsor Terrace PRICE $335,000 in February 2003 SQUARE FEET 1,250 [three-bedroom in 2002 six-unit... More >>

• Noir Exam Answers

  published December 28, 2004

  Here I am, the dean of Noir University, with the NAT (Noir Assessment Test) results, though just before grading the papers I disappeared and got... More >>

• Forget That Crowd

  published December 14, 2004

  LOCATION Woodside RENT $583.19 [rent stabilized] SQUARE FEET 730 [one-bedroom in walk-up] OCCUPANT... More >>

• Hide the Reactor

  published December 7, 2004

  LOCATION Hell's Kitchen RENT $1,046.04 [rent-stabilized] SQUARE FT. 315 [studio with alcove in... More >>

• That's My Bed

  published November 30, 2004

  LOCATION Little Italy RENT $1,600 [sublet] SQUARE FEET 525 [studio in tenement] OCCUPANTS Courtney Sell... More >>

• Dog Day Afternoon

  published November 23, 2004

  LOCATION Prospect Heights RENT $950 [market] SQUARE FEET 900 [duplex in 1987 walk-up] OCCUPANTS Ntozake... More >>

• Music Room

  published November 16, 2004

  LOCATION Yorkville RENT $1,009 [rent-stabilized] SQUARE FEET 335 [studio in tenement] OCCUPANT Katya... More >>

• Noir Genius Exam

  published November 16, 2004

  Essential Noir November 26 through December 23 Film Forum You're not going anywhere until you master the Noir Assessment Test!... More >>

• Hog Parts

  published November 9, 2004

  LOCATION East Village RENT $781.02 [rent stabilized] SQUARE FEET 240 [studio in tenement] OCCUPANTS... More >>

• Gimme Another One

  published November 2, 2004

  LOCATION Long Island City RENT $900 [market] SQUARE FEET 1,300 [former corner bar] OCCUPANTS Richard... More >>

• Cock of the Walk

  published October 26, 2004

  LOCATION Greenpoint RENT $930 [no lease] SQUARE FEET 334 [one-bedroom in tenement] OCCUPANT Kimberly Lane... More >>

• Mushroom Bite

  published October 19, 2004

  LOCATION Williamsburg RENT $2,500 [sublet] SQUARE FEET 1,850 [raw loft in 1910 industrial building] OCCUPANTS... More >>

• My Darling

  published October 12, 2004

  LOCATION Yorkville RENT $1,295 [market] SQUARE FEET 375 [one-bedroom in tenement] OCCUPANTS Michael... More >>

• God Bless América

  published October 5, 2004

  LOCATION Elmhurst RENT $1,100 [market] SQUARE FEET 575 [one-bedroom in house] OCCUPANTS Verónica... More >>

• The Geezers

  published September 21, 2004

  LOCATION Clinton Hill RENT $2,000 [market] SQUARE FEET 1,200 [three-bedroom apartment in new three-story... More >>

• Out of the Past

  published September 14, 2004

  LOCATION Boerum Hill RENT $1,000 [market] SQUARE FEET 350 [duplex in walk-up building] OCCUPANTS Eric... More >>

• Skyhole

  published September 7, 2004

  LOCATION Clinton Hill RENT $450 [no lease] SQUARE FEET 375 [20-foot-high room in late-19th-century industrial... More >>

• The Mimosas

  published August 31, 2004

  LOCATION Washington Heights PRICE $80,000 in 1999 [$461 maintenance] SQUARE FEET 790 [one-bedroom co-op in post-war... More >>

• The Abominable Snowman

  published August 24, 2004

  LOCATION Boerum Hill RENT $1,290 [market] SQUARE FEET 650 [floor-through over garage for street food... More >>

• The Oral Office

  published August 17, 2004

  LOCATION Williamsburg RENT $850 [market] SQUARE FEET 800 [top floor of three-story house] OCCUPANTS... More >>

• Rebel Yells

  published August 17, 2004

  They rose up against the power—the old men tapping their canes—and hundreds of residents, artists, and community activists, with... More >>

• Thank You, Grandfather

  published August 10, 2004

  LOCATION Kensington, Brooklyn PRICE $215,000 in 2004 [$638 maintenance] SQUARE FEET 960 [one-bedroom co-op in 1955... More >>

• Two Anoles

  published August 3, 2004

  LOCATION East Twenties RENT $2,450 [market] SQUARE FEET 1,000 [one floor of four-story brownstone] OCCUPANTS... More >>

• Lemongrass, Pink Sky

  published July 27, 2004

  LOCATION Harlem PRICE $91,000 in 1988 SQUARE FEET 1,460 [three-bedroom condo in 1987 complex] OCCUPANT... More >>

• Speak Easy

  published July 20, 2004

  LOCATION Ridgewood PRICE $420,000 in 2004 SQUARE FEET 3,000 [circa 1913 two-story building] OCCUPANTS ... More >>