Email Author Tristan Taormino

2000 Stories by Tristan Taormino

• Nice and Naughty

  published December 19, 2000

  Whether you celebrate Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwaanza, the winter solstice, or just time off from your job, in our society, there is one thing that... More >>

• Pump Up Your Clit

  published December 5, 2000

  For years, the penis pump has been a sex toy for boys. While the devices are available in several different styles, the Dom Perignon of penis... More >>

• Pervy Ponygirl

  published November 21, 2000

  A sexy pair of Fluevog boots called Grand Nationals started it all. The name pays homage to the breathtaking, determined, cross-dressing Elizabeth... More >>

• Who Does Your Pubic Hair?

  published November 7, 2000

  When I see a naked woman spread out in the centerfold of Playboy or a porn queen sitting atop some stud in reverse-cowgirl position or a... More >>

• Organizing Jizz Joints

  published October 24, 2000

  Imagine if you had a job where your work schedule and location depended on your race. You couldn't call in sick, and you could be fired without... More >>

• My Throbbing Mouse

  published October 10, 2000

  Experts say that the majority of the most heavily trafficked sites on the Web—and the ones making loads of cash—are those devoted to... More >>

• Trouble in Utopia

  published September 12, 2000

  Now in its 25th year, the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival seems quite comfortable on its 640 acres of secluded land near Hart, Michigan. From... More >>

• Going for the Gold in Michigan

  published August 29, 2000

  I was afraid that I wouldn't be let into the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival. This annual estrogen celebration (which turned 25 this year) has a... More >>

• Your Wife’s Porn

  published August 15, 2000

  Women are picky when it comes to pornography, as illustrated at a recent gathering where 10 dykes watched DreamQuest, the splashy,... More >>

• Me and Juli Ashton’s Ass

  published August 1, 2000

  The first time I went to Canada, I was eight years old. My mother and I went to Montreal with a friend of hers who happened to be a priest. The... More >>

• Let’s Get Real

  published July 18, 2000

  I just returned from my pitch meeting with Fox for a racy new show: Who Wants to Fuck the Woman Who Wanted to Marry a Multimillionaire?... More >>

• Leather Dreams

  published July 4, 2000

  With one Gay Pride event after another, June is so busy for this queer girl! I barely have time to sleep, but when I do, my unconscious time is... More >>

• The Lesbian Cock

  published June 20, 2000

  "Closer to God" by Nine Inch Nails blared in the small, smoky club as I slinked down the bar, dressed in a black latex minidress shined to the... More >>

• The Female Hard-On

  published June 6, 2000

  The Lower East Side chicks from Toys in Babeland hosted a big bash a few weeks ago at the feisty dyke club Meow Mix to celebrate the National... More >>

• Two’s Too Tough

  published May 23, 2000

  Following in the footsteps of some of our great politicians, stars, and sports heroes, Rudy Giuliani apparently can't keep it in his pants either.... More >>

• Sex and Silence in D.C.

  published May 9, 2000

  Within hours of arriving in our nation's capital, I had a naked 19-year-old woman in my hotel room. She seemed so young to have such... More >>

• Desperately Seeking Dyke Porn

  published April 25, 2000

  Full of fake boobs and clichéd images, the slipcases of porn videos rarely catch my eye. But this particular one, arriving in my mailbox... More >>

• The Five-Finger Club

  published April 11, 2000

  Have you heard about the study released last month that claims people who are gay or lesbian have shorter index fingers than straight people? One... More >>

• Tips for Tricks

  published March 28, 2000

  "Hey, this is Tyler," he says. His voice is flat, devoid of all the bubbly queeniness that marks it when he talks to me. "Where'd you see my ad?"... More >>

• Wetter Is Better

  published March 14, 2000

  If I were stranded on a desert island and could have only one sexual tool with me, I'd have plenty to choose from: ben wa balls, candy-colored... More >>

• Bend Over, Boys!

  published February 29, 2000

  Attention all straight men! This is a call to arms. I know the secret to a better sex life. I'm willing to share it with you. There is something... More >>

• XXL

  published February 15, 2000

  When the voluptuous Camryn Manheim won an Emmy for her role on The Practice, and dedicated it to "all the big girls!" women of all sizes... More >>

• Wide World of Water Sports

  published February 1, 2000

  "Are you kinky?" I asked a model at a photo shoot when she bemoaned not having a girlfriend. A reluctant matchmaker, I didn't want to point her in... More >>

• The ABCs of Porn

  published January 18, 2000

  Las Vegas—The ever-more-glamorous porn industry took over a corner of the convention hall at the annual Consumer Electronics Show (CES) last... More >>

• Dress Blues, Discipline, and Demerits

  published January 4, 2000

  Have you ever fantasized about being shouted at and humiliated by your commanding officer? I'd always found that exciting until, on the Discovery... More >>