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2005 Stories by Tristan Taormino

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  • Brooklyn Angel

    published December 20, 2005

    "New York sex is just better than L.A. sex," says director of photography Jane Waters between bites of a sandwich. It's lunch break on the... More >>

  • Private Dick

    published December 6, 2005

    In September, two students at the University of Pennsylvania were having sex against a dorm room window without a shade. Apparently, several... More >>

  • Sexy Gift Guide 2005

    published November 22, 2005

    Since 1926, Neiman Marcus has published its famed Christmas Book (, a catalog of unique,... More >>

  • The Prince of Alt-Porn

    published November 8, 2005

    "Boys kill with violence. Girls kill with sex": That's the tagline of Eon McKai's video Kill Girl Kill. The third installment of the... More >>

  • Wanted: Bi Guy

    published October 25, 2005

    I saw a personal ad that read, "Bi Guy Seeks Throbbing Rod," and thought, how appropriate. In our society, bisexual men get the shaft whether they... More >>

  • Sexual Nostalgia

    published October 11, 2005

    There's something sexy about a girl caught off guard. That's one of the reasons that my favorite pinup artist is Gil Elvgren. Many of his... More >>

  • An Ode to Ass

    published September 27, 2005

    Young and Anal 33. Anal Supremacy. Ass Worship 7. One look at this month's bestselling porn titles, and the trend is... More >>

  • The Art of Anal Fisting

    published September 13, 2005

    Editor's note: Tristan is on vacation, so here is a classic from those more innocent days of the late, late '90s. More >>

  • Havin' Buck for Breakfast

    published August 30, 2005

    LOS ANGELES—Wait, are we going to begin the shot on her penis, then move to his vagina, or vice versa?" The camera guy asked a valid... More >>

  • Pimpin' Ain't Easy

    published August 16, 2005

    LOS ANGELES—Now that breakout indie film Hustle & Flow has made pimps all cool and three-dimensional and shit, I thought it... More >>

  • Punk Porn Muse

    published August 2, 2005

    LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA—Barbara Ann Crumm signs her e-mails with the tagline "muse professionnelle." (That's French for "professional... More >>

  • Lust Objectified

    published July 19, 2005

    PASADENA, CALIFORNIA—Two weeks ago, the boy and I took a three-day vacation to Santa Barbara, and—yikes!—we forgot our toy... More >>

  • Britesmile for Bungholes

    published July 5, 2005

    LOS ANGELES—"Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?" I... More >>

  • Erotic Etiquette

    published June 28, 2005

    At the last several sex-positive events I've attended, the most common question people have asked me hasn't been one of the two usual suspects:... More >>

  • Porn on Purpose

    published June 7, 2005

    I first met Robby D. in 2001 on the set of a Vivid film he was directing starring Kira Kener. Kira was fucking a guy named TJ Cummings in the... More >>

  • Exposure

    published May 24, 2005

    "Please do not touch, lick, stroke, or mount the exhibits," read a sign at last week's Erotic Expo ( More >>

  • Sexual Encounter

    published May 17, 2005

    Photos by Paul Sarkis More >>

  • More Dirty Bananas

    published May 10, 2005

    Runaway Bay, Jamaica—On my last visit to Jamaica, one of the things I looked forward to was staying at More >>

  • Dirty Bananas

    published April 26, 2005

    Runaway Bay, Jamaica—In February, I served as a judge at the New York auditions for Reality-X: The Search for Adam & Eve ( More >>

  • Fuck Abstinence

    published April 12, 2005

    When I was in sixth grade, I went on my first date, with a guy named Mike. We walked to a pizza parlor. Over pepperoni slices and Cokes, we... More >>

  • Meet the Randalls

    published March 29, 2005

    When Holly Randall was in elementary school, a classmate brought in a copy of Penthouse, showed her the centerfold with her mom's name on... More >>

  • Cunt Candy Factory

    published March 15, 2005

    NORTH HOLLYWOOD—I owned Juli Ashton's ass and pussy—I spanked her cheeks, teased and probed her two orifices—before I ever... More >>

  • Unslick Dick

    published March 1, 2005

    Tristan is traveling this week; in place of her regular column we offer one of her "greatest hits" of 2004. More >>

  • Erection Selection

    published February 15, 2005

    Last weekend at a popular club in the meatpacking district, I looked at cock for six hours. I wish I could say I'd snuck into a circle jerk at the... More >>

  • Hotel Hard-On

    published February 1, 2005

    I made a trip to lecture at a small private college in upstate New York, and students had arranged for my boy and me to stay at the local hotel.... More >>

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